For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
AARR wrote:Would you rather be lost in a bad part of town or lost in the forest?
Forest. I'll just enjoy my free time, if that is even possible, then call for help
Would you rather have really nosey neighbors who do sincerely care about you and your family or neighbors who ignore you even if there was real trouble and they could help you?
Michael wrote:Would you rather have really nosey neighbors who do sincerely care about you and your family or neighbors who ignore you even if there was real trouble and they could help you?
I'll go with the nosey neighbors and practice my virtue of not strangling irritating people
Would you rather never get a paper cut again or never get something stuck in your eye again?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I'd rather talk but I'll pick listen because that's the right answer
Would you rather the aliens that make first contact be robotic or organic?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be young and dumb or old and wise?
Old and wise
Would you rather be an amazing virtuoso at any instrument but only if you play naked or be able to speak any language but only if close your eyes and dance while you are doing it?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather be an amazing virtuoso at any instrument but only if you play naked or be able to speak any language but only if close your eyes and dance while you are doing it?
Speak any language
Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team?
Michael wrote:Would you rather be an amazing virtuoso at any instrument but only if you play naked or be able to speak any language but only if close your eyes and dance while you are doing it? Speak any language
Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team?
I'd rather be the best player on a losing team because I hate not playing
Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather take a cold 1 minute shower daily or 1 warm shower a week?
I'll go with the daily cold shower. Mrs. AARR won't like me if I only shower once a week
Would you rather there be a perpetual water balloon war going on in your city / town or a perpetual food fight?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be Amish or Mennonite?
Whichever one that the wives must be subordinate to their husbands .
Would you rather never have another embarrassing fall in public or never feel the need to pass gas in public again?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be a little taller or have more hair?
I'll go with being taller (since I'm shrinking with old age)
Would you rather be able to talk to land animals, animals that fly, or animals that live under the water?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be able to talk to land animals, animals that fly, or animals that live under the water? Animals that fly. I would have them do reconnaissance missions then report back to me. Then attack!
Would you rather be able to talk to land animals, animals that fly, or animals that live under the water?
I like your idea
Would you rather lose your best friend or all of your friends except for your best friend?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather relive the !970's or the 1990's ?
1990's, there was a good economy
Would you rather it be impossible for you to be woken up for 11 straight hours every day but you wake up feeling amazing or you can be woken up normally but never feel totally rested?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather it be impossible for you to be woken up for 11 straight hours every day but you wake up feeling amazing or you can be woken up normally but never feel totally rested?
The first sounds great
Would you rather have $100 in cash or a $200 gift certificate to McDonalds?
Michael wrote:Would you rather have $100 in cash or a $200 gift certificate to McDonalds?
$100 in cash. Although maybe I can take the $200 in McDonalds gift certificates and sell them for $150
Would you rather wake up every morning with a new hundred-dollar bill in your pocket but not know where it came from or wake up every morning with a new fifty-dollar bill in your pocket and know where it comes from?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
