Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:I wish also for a power nap

Granted. But doing so while driving in heavy traffic was a bad idea :shock:
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I wish for a pet otter

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Michael wrote:I wish for a pet otter
Granted, but your children's gold fish disappear :? .
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I wish for a pet badger
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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It's worth it :D
AARR wrote:I wish for a pet badger

Granted. But Honey Badger don't care
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I wish it was pay day

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:lol:
Michael wrote:It's worth it :D
AARR wrote:I wish for a pet badger
Granted. But Honey Badger don't care

I wish it was pay day
Granted, now you can put the coffee filters back where they belong :lol:
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I wish Michael can buy TP now
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish Michael can buy TP now

Granted. Granted but PC police determine how much you can use a day :roll:



I wish people would smile at me :)

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Michael wrote:I wish people would smile at me :)
Granted, but now you feel nauseous and can't eat
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But then you don't need TP so that problem is solved :lol:

I wish to have X-Ray vision like Superman
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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:lol:
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Michael wrote:I wish to have X-Ray vision like Superman


Granted. But you also have Superman’s weakness

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I wish for a home away from home

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Michael wrote:I wish for a home away from home
Granted, but you have uninvited guests (and it's not RRFan.com :lol: )
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I wish to have a house next door to Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to have a house next door to Michael


Granted. But it turns out he is even more annoying in person :lol:
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I wish I had a house next door to AARR.....the railroad AND the man 8)

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Michael wrote:I wish I had a house next door to AARR.....the railroad AND the man 8)
Granted, but it's also next to Jet Link's airport
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I wish to fish for the giant squid
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to fish for the giant squid

Granted. but all you catch is a cold and this little guy
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I wish to stick it to the man

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Michael wrote:I wish to stick it to the man
Granted, and you have your own song...and Mrs. Michael says it's ok :lol:


I wish to wear the pants in my family
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to wear the pants in my family

Granted. But when the time comes you wish you weren't wearing pants :lol:
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I wish for a burst of energy

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Michael wrote:I wish for a burst of energy
Granted, everything is fine until cake gets involved
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I wish for a Velociraptor toe claw
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for a Velociraptor toe claw

Granted. But you are the victim of workplace discrimination because of it
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I wish represent AARR in his civil suit. Dinosaur lives matter

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Michael wrote:I wish represent AARR in his civil suit. Dinosaur lives matter
Granted, but the jury sees through my plan
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I wish a dinosaur was on Noah's ark
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish a dinosaur was on Noah's ark

Granted. But they still go extinct
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I wish to jog in the rain

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Michael wrote:I wish to jog in the rain
Granted, but you step in a MI pothole and we never see you again.
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I wish Michael wears floaties while jogging in the rain
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PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish Michael wears floaties while jogging in the rain

Granted. But it’s the one time he decides to join you :shock:
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Fortunately he has trouble keep up with you :lol:




I wish I bought a zoo

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Michael wrote:I wish I bought a zoo
Granted, but you organize your animals differently than other zoos :lol:
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I wish I managed Michael's zoo
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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