For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Granted, but it's in Michigan so you know what happens in July...
I wish Michael would have come to Durand
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish Michael would have come to Durand. Granted. But he comes drunk and belligerent and promptly passes out. He actually only had one beer
I wish to meet AARR
Granted, and we both act like our kids
Our wives do not approve
I wish to do something meaningful
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to do something meaningful. Granted. Very meaningful.......but irrelevant
I wish to be called Sir Michael
Granted, but you have to dress like this and come to Durand
I wish to dress funny and go to Durand with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to dress funny and go to Durand with Michael. But you get there and realize that you are the only one who dressed funny. It doesn't bother you though
I wish I could still eat like I did when I was a teenager
Granted, but your parents put you back in your cage until you're 21.
You probably wish you could do this to your teenagers
I wish people laughed with me instead of at me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to build an awesome tree house
Granted, but you had to act immature to earn the money
But you're ok with that
I wish to live in a tiny house
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to live in a tiny house. Granted. Very tiny....more of an out house really....but the view is nice. It's still bigger than my house
I wish to be known as Dr Michael
Granted, but Mrs. Michael still won't dress as a nurse.
I wish to get to the heart of the matter
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to get to the heart of the matter. Granted but only after weeks of watching Lifetime TV and getting in touch with your feelings on Oprah
I wish to fish
Granted, but I come along and it doesn't end well
But we have memories
I wish to fish with Michael and have to tell him we need a bigger boat
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
And to think JAWS was high-technology when it came out
Michael wrote:I wish to fish with Michael and have to tell him we need a bigger boat. Granted. But he does not heed your warning.
I wish I was in Dixie
Granted, but your youngest child asks,
I wish for an updated version of the JAWS movie
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I've survived 32 years of marriage to Mrs. AARR, nothing scares me anymore
Michael wrote:I wish for an updated version of the JAWS movie. Granted. JAWS 19. But it scares you to death.
I wish to learn something new everyday
Granted, but you forget something old everyday too
I wish for wisdom
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Darn, I'm really dumb because I don't have those either
Michael wrote:I wish for wisdom. Granted.......Wisdom teeth
I wish it was happy hour
Granted, but while you are having yours your kids are having theirs
I wish for an extended happy hour
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...