Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to see Michael and his kids dancing themselves to sleep

Granted,

But it puts you to sleeep




I wish it was Saturday in July

[AARR]

I wish it was Saturday in July

Granted, but it's in Michigan so you know what happens in July...


I wish Michael would have come to Durand

[Michael]

I wish Michael would have come to Durand

Granted. But he comes drunk and belligerent and promptly passes out

He actually only had one beer



I wish to meet AARR

[AARR]

You and pat C would fit right in

I wish Michael would have come to Durand. Granted. But he comes drunk and belligerent and promptly passes out. He actually only had one beer

I wish to meet AARR

Granted, and we both act like our kids

Our wives do not approve

I wish to do something meaningful

[Michael]

I wish to do something meaningful

Granted. Very meaningful.......but irrelevant





I wish to be called Sir Michael

[AARR]

And that's why I'm Most Irrelevant

I wish to do something meaningful. Granted. Very meaningful.......but irrelevant

I wish to be called Sir Michael

Granted, but you have to dress like this and come to Durand


I wish to dress funny and go to Durand with Michael

[Michael]

I wish to dress funny and go to Durand with Michael

But you get there and realize that you are the only one who dressed funny

It doesn't bother you though




I wish I could still eat like I did when I was a teenager

[AARR]

You are correct, it wouldn't

I wish to dress funny and go to Durand with Michael. But you get there and realize that you are the only one who dressed funny. It doesn't bother you though

I wish I could still eat like I did when I was a teenager

Granted, but your parents put you back in your cage until you're 21.

You probably wish you could do this to your teenagers

I wish people laughed with me instead of at me

[Michael]

Actually I love my teenagers

I wish people laughed with me instead of at me

Granted. But we don't have a clue what we are laughing at




I wish to build an awesome tree house

[AARR]

I wish to build an awesome tree house

Granted, but you had to act immature to earn the money

But you're ok with that

I wish to live in a tiny house

[Michael]

You got my number

I wish to live in a tiny house

Granted. Very tiny....more of an out house really....but the view is nice

It's still bigger than my house



I wish to be known as Dr Michael

[AARR]

I wish to live in a tiny house. Granted. Very tiny....more of an out house really....but the view is nice. It's still bigger than my house

I wish to be known as Dr Michael

Granted, but Mrs. Michael still won't dress as a nurse.


I wish to get to the heart of the matter

[Michael]

I wish to get to the heart of the matter

Granted but only after weeks of watching Lifetime TV and getting in touch with your feelings on Oprah




I wish to fish

[AARR]

Just shoot me

I wish to get to the heart of the matter. Granted but only after weeks of watching Lifetime TV and getting in touch with your feelings on Oprah

I wish to fish

Granted, but I come along and it doesn't end well

But we have memories

I wish to fish with Michael and have to tell him we need a bigger boat

[Michael]

I wish to fish with Michael and have to tell him we need a bigger boat

Granted. But he does not heed your warning






I wish I was in Dixie

[AARR]

And to think JAWS was high-technology when it came out

I wish to fish with Michael and have to tell him we need a bigger boat. Granted. But he does not heed your warning.

I wish I was in Dixie

Granted, but your youngest child asks,


I wish for an updated version of the JAWS movie

[Michael]

I wish for an updated version of the JAWS movie

Granted. JAWS 19

But it scares you to death



I wish to learn something new everyday

[AARR]

I've survived 32 years of marriage to Mrs. AARR, nothing scares me anymore

I wish for an updated version of the JAWS movie. Granted. JAWS 19. But it scares you to death.

I wish to learn something new everyday

Granted, but you forget something old everyday too


I wish for wisdom

[Michael]

I wish for wisdom

Granted.......Wisdom teeth






I wish it was happy hour

[AARR]

Darn, I'm really dumb because I don't have those either

I wish for wisdom. Granted.......Wisdom teeth

I wish it was happy hour

Granted, but while you are having yours your kids are having theirs


I wish for an extended happy hour