For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
I'll have to remember that next time I get chased by a grizzly!
AARR wrote:Would you rather be allergic to babies or elderly people?
Neither! Those are the only 2 target groups that like me.
Children haven't developed their prejudices yet and most old people have given them up because they are lonely
Would you rather go without food or sleeping for 24 hours?
Michael wrote:Would you rather be allergic to babies or elderly people? Neither! Those are the only 2 target groups that like me. Children haven't developed their prejudices yet and most old people have given them up because they are lonely
Would you rather go without food or sleeping for 24 hours?
I'd rather go without sleep and eat caffeine to keep me awake
Would you rather be the bread winner or home maker?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather target practice with a crossbow or a rifle?
I'd like to practice with a crossbow (rubber tipped arrows) on the people who annoy me
Would you rather always know when people are lying or be able to always get away with a lie but be easily lied too?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather it be partly cloudy or partly sunny?
Partly sunny, although they are the same my attitude improves with the glass half full concept
Would you rather be a contestant on Family Feud or Wheel of Fortune?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be a contestant on Family Feud or Wheel of Fortune? We family feud enough at home so I will say Wheel of Fortune
Would you rather drink a shot of vinegar or tabasco sauce?
I'll go with vinegar I guess. There's supposedly some health benefits if you can tolerate the awful taste
Would you rather fight in a computer uprising (like Terminator) or a Zombie Outbreak?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather drive in a car daily with no seatbelt or airbag or a car that has no heat or air conditioning??
I'll take my chances with no seatbelt or airbag.
Would you rather have no hands or a deranged man stalking you all the time?
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PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather have no hands or a deranged man stalking you all the time? Stalker. I would likely scare him after a few days
Would you rather have an Amish beard with no mustache or an Afro?
Back when I had hair it was a natural afro so I'll stay with what I know
Would you rather have a comically large head or huge gigantic beer belly?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather live in Canada or Mexico?
Canada, I already know the language, eh'.
Would you rather go to the dentist once a month or watch women's sports for five hours each week?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be completely governed by your emotions or have no emotions at all?
No emotions at all. I'm a man, but I can change, if I have too, I guess.
Would you rather be completely governed by your emotions or have no emotions at all?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be completely governed by your emotions or have no emotions at all? No emotions. I don't care.
Would you rather always feel full or always feel hungry?
Full of pizza and cheesecake
Would you rather be an english major who can't count or a math major who can't read?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather the only meat you can eat is bologna or salami?
I like bologna although it's been over 20 years since I ate any
Would you rather live in a commune where you give everything you posses to the leaders who distribute out by need or in a Capitalistic system where you can keep everything and share with whom you feel needs it?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...