Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish the next wish would get us to the next page so we don't have to look at the first and last photos!

Granted, but the picture is just as bad


I wish my bike was repaired

[Michael]

What ever happened to your wish about the picture of a pretty girl at the top of the page?

I wish my bike was repaired

Granted. But it is a Red Green repair



I wish to get a walk in today

[AARR]

I wish to get a walk in today

Granted, SW, Z and I join you but it's awkward when our competitiveness gets the best of us


I wish to finish last to Michael, SW and Z and win the Most Humble Man award

[Michael]

I wish to finish last to Michael, SW and Z and win the Most Humble Man award

Granted. You finish last among the 4 of us

Then later your Most Humble Man award is taken back after you are caught humblebragging





I wish TV was still funny

[AARR]

I wish TV was still funny

Granted, but as the size of the TV increases so does our girth


I wish for less commercials

[Michael]

I wish for less commercials

Granted. They are less in number but 10 times longer!!!!






I wish I brought out the best in people

[AARR]

I wish I brought out the best in people

Granted, but you use controversial methods


I wish to think of comebacks in real time rather than 24 hours later

[Michael]

I wish to think of comebacks in real time rather than 24 hours later

Granted. It is a quick comeback!

But it stinks




I wish that AARR and I were 2 wild a crazy guys

[AARR]

I wish that AARR and I were 2 wild a crazy guys

Granted, but we win the Ugliest Shirt award

Too go along with my Most Irrelevant award and Most Humble Man award

I wish that winter would last from December 1 to December 31 then go right into spring

[Michael]

I kinda like that shirt

I wish that winter would last from December 1 to December 31 then go right into spring

From your lips to God's ears!

Granted. But here is where you live now



I wish I could remember important things

[AARR]

I like your taste in shirts

Placing me on a deserted island is not corrupting my wish

I kinda like that shirt

I wish that winter would last from December 1 to December 31 then go right into spring

From your lips to God's ears!

Granted. But here is where you live now

I wish I could remember important things[/quote]
Granted, but you forget the trivial things like showering, brushing your teeth, remembering your kids names, etc.


I wish my memory wasn't getting worse

[Michael]

Fortunately I still remember to put clothes on

I wish my memory wasn't getting worse

Granted. But neither is Mrs AARR's memory





I wish everything wasn't spin

[AARR]

True, but she thinks she remembers everything

I wish my memory wasn't getting worse. Granted. But neither is Mrs AARR's memory

I wish everything wasn't spin

Granted, now rather than sugar coating it everyone says exactly what they are thinking about one another


I wish Pat C posted in Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish Pat C posted in Corrupt a Wish

Granted. But every single one of his wishes is to POOP ON AARR!!!!



I wish for a helping hand

[AARR]

I wish Pat C posted in Corrupt a Wish. Granted. But every single one of his wishes is to POOP ON AARR!!!!

I wish for a helping hand

Granted, but all you get is a funny face


I wish for a leg up

[Michael]

I wish for a leg up

Granted. But it is a dog's leg up




I wish to know who is on first?

[AARR]

I wish for a leg up. Granted. But it is a dog's leg up

I wish to know who is on first?

Granted


I wish to know what's on 2nd

[Jeff L]

Granted. But you still don't know who's on 1st.

I wish the airlines would stop selling alcohol.

[Michael]

I wish the airlines would stop selling alcohol.

Granted. but now the sell pot




I wish for a restful night sleep

[AARR]

I wish the airlines would stop selling alcohol. Granted. but now the sell pot

I wish for a restful night sleep

Granted, and so you don't miss Mrs Michael when she gets up to take care of the kids she draws a picture of her on the bed sheet


I wish for evidence