Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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My purpose in life is to make everyone else look relevant :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to be charismatic. Granted. Very Charismatic! But you are still Irrelevant

I wish to go on one of AARR's morning jogs
Granted, but the wild animals are out when it's dark and it turns into a sprint for our lives
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I wish for a delay
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Sounds fun! :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish for a delay

Granted. Your flight is delayed by a week!
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I wish to shout from the rooftop

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My sons flight was delayed by 24 hours and then there was another 24 hour layover for a total of 48 hour delay :shock:
Michael wrote:I wish for a delay. Granted. Your flight is delayed by a week!

I wish to shout from the rooftop
Granted, but afterwards your man side gets the better of you proving once again why...
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I wish to jump from the roof top :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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:shock:
AARR wrote:I wish to jump from the roof top :lol:

Granted.
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I wish to live to see my youngest married

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Michael wrote:I wish to live to see my youngest married
Granted, they go with the redneck theme.
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I wish to work for NASA
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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We prefer the term Appalachian American :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish to work for NASA


Granted. You finally get the gig with the North American Sanitation Administration. Janitors Without Borders Division :D
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I wish for something amazing

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Coincidentally I have over 30 years in the janitorial business :D
Michael wrote:I wish to work for NASA. Granted. You finally get the gig with the North American Sanitation Administration. Janitors Without Borders Division :D

I wish for something amazing
Granted, you get a great picture inside a crocodiles mouth
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I wish to join the air force
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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I know. I thought you might appreciate the NASA guy's comment :)
AARR wrote:I wish to join the air force


Granted. But it's the Canada's Air Force eh? :lol:
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I wish to go Internet free for a week

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Ok by me, Eh :D
Michael wrote:I wish to join the air force. Granted. But it's the Canada's Air Force eh? :lol:

I wish to go Internet free for a week
Granted, but you miss the alert that you are on the FBI's number one most wanted criminal for being conservative :lol:
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I wish to visit Michael in jail
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to visit Michael in jail

Granted. And he appreciates the gesture but you get arrested as well.
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Guilty by association :shock:




I wish that AARR and Michael start a jail house ministry

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Michael wrote:I wish that AARR and Michael start a jail house ministry
Granted, but you start saying things that scare me
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I wish for less politics
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
I wish for less politics

Granted. But now there is more religion.......Secular Humanism that is :(
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I wish for more whistleblowers

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Michael wrote:I wish for more whistleblowers
Granted, but they will make you want to quit
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I wish for more humor
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for more humor



Granted........But it is NPR humor and not very funny
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I wish to work for ACME

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Michael wrote:I wish to work for ACME
Granted, you design handle bars for this rocket but we don't know why :lol:
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I wish to catch the Road Runner
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to catch the Road Runner

Granted. But all you catch is bird flu
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I wish for something good to eat

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Michael wrote:I wish for something good to eat
Granted, but you only get a bite because your kids want some too
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I wish for a truce
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Some of those are spot on :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish for a truce

Granted. It's beautiful
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But it only lasts a day :(




I wish to be an American Picker

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Michael wrote:I wish to be an American Picker
Granted, but you do it wrong
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I wish Michael watches Fr. Tony Ricard
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish Michael watches Fr. Tony Ricard

Granted. But as usual he gets so wrapped up in it that he neglects railroadfan.com for months.....
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Perhaps this isn't really a wish corruption :lol:





I wish to get back in shape

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