For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
ns8401 wrote:Would you rather have an attic or a basement?
Basement, That's where my man cave is going
Would you rather have a chain link fence or electric fence around your yard?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather have a chain link fence or electric fence around your yard? Electric Fence, Guard tower, barking dogs...
Would you rather eat Spaghettios or Raviolios ?
4 out of 5 homeless choose Spaghettios
Would you rather only be able to talk in 3rd person or never be able to call someone by their name?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be smart but very arrogant or average and humble?
I'm competing with a couple guys in our office for the Dr. Ray Guarendi Most Humble Man Award because whoever wins it will be very proud
Would you rather spend a week in the North Pole or the Sahara Desert? (At least North Pole has a railroad )
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Would you rather have the strength of Captain America or the money and power of Tony Stark (Iron Man)?
Iron Man, flying is cool
Would you rather drive 100 miles while drunk or after being awake for 72 hours?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather drive 100 miles while drunk or after being awake for 72 hours?
I can't stay up that late so I will just continue to drive drunk
Would you rather drive 100 miles while drunk or after being awake for 72 hours?
Yea, I'll just continue drunk driving too
Would you rather never understand the concept of time or sex?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather never understand the concept of time or sex? Sex? I am not sure I understand what your talking about but I don't have time for it
Would you rather repeat daily (i.e Groundhog Day) Christmas Day or Thanksgiving Day?
I'll go with Christmas and endless presents
Would you rather be 4' tall or 10'?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather stand for 24 hours or sit for 24 hours?
I'd rather stand but I know I can't for that long so I'll sit
Would you rather marry someone of the opposite sex that doesn't do any chores and is obnoxious and rude or live with someone of the same sex who is the perfect compliment to you?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather marry someone of the opposite sex that doesn't do any chores and is obnoxious and rude or live with someone of the same sex who is the perfect compliment to you?
I guess I will just stick with the choice I made at this point.
Would you rather get a punch in the stomach everytime you even think of cheesecake or only be able to eat cheesecake for the rest of your life?
Michael wrote:Would you rather get a punch in the stomach everytime you even think of cheesecake or only be able to eat cheesecake for the rest of your life?
I won't be able to handle a punch to the stomach every time so I guess I'll have to eat cheesecake the rest of my life which also sucks because it'll lose its appeal and I'll become very unhealthy
Would you rather always stumble while walking or studder while speaking?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be addicted to cigarettes or alcohol?
Hmm, both are bad choices. I'll go with cigarettes I guess. Can I smoke without inhaling
Would you rather be able to rewind 24 hours once a month and do-over or have complete and total control over your dreams and recall them in vivid detail?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather be able to rewind 24 hours once a month and do-over or have complete and total control over your dreams and recall them in vivid detail?
24 hour rewind! Who cares about dreams
Would you rather drive for 6 hours daily or shovel for 2 hours daily?
Michael wrote:Would you rather drive for 6 hours daily or shovel for 2 hours daily?
Shovel snow for 2 hours daily, it'll be my cardio
Would you rather drive over one hour each way to work to a job you love or walk across the street to a job you hate?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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