For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:Would you rather eat pop tarts or toaster strudels?
Nothing tastes better than a frozen frosted cinnamon pop tart
Would you rather eat pop tarts or toaster strudels?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather watch old westerns or old game shows?
Old game shows are funny
Would you rather have created something useful but get no credit or created something useful but most people feel is useless and you are mocked for it?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather have created something useful but get no credit or created something useful but most people feel is useless and you are mocked for it?
I could use a good mocking
Would you rather be able to eat as much as you want and never gain any weight or never need to sleep?
Michael wrote:Would you rather be able to eat as much as you want and never gain any weight or never need to sleep?
Both are very useful but I'll go with eating as much as I want
Would you rather be able to eat as much as you want and never gain any weight or never need to sleep?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be constantly burping loudly or constantly farting but quietly?
Fart quietly then I'll blame who ever is next to me
Would you rather be constantly burping loudly or constantly farting but quietly?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather be constantly burping loudly or constantly farting but quietly?
I guess i'll order some charcoal activated underwear
Would you rather spend the rest of your days very health but in constant service to others or do whatever/whenever you want but look and be in poor health the remainder of your days?
Michael wrote:Would you rather spend the rest of your days very health but in constant service to others or do whatever/whenever you want but look and be in poor health the remainder of your days?
Healthy but in service to others. I'm pretty much already there
Would you rather be desensitized to rain or snow?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather real tax reform or real health care reform?
Health care reform
Would you rather have married someone who always looks 12 or 80?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather have a constant dry cough or have to pee 50 times a day?
Pee 50x per day and I'll but Depends stock while I'm at it
Would you rather be handsome but be an angry old man that criticizes everything or be butt-ugly but have a charming personality?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be handsome but be an angry old man that criticizes everything or be butt-ugly but have a charming personality?
I'd rather be charming and ugly so I can laugh at myself when I look in the mirror
Would you rather be a fire man or police officer?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be only able to drink pop all day or questionable drinking water?
Either way I'm going to be miserable so I'll take my chances with water.
Would you rather drink only pop or questionable water?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather go ice fishing or bow hunting?
I like physical activates in the cold but not sitting around so give me bow hunting
Would you rather mow lawns (with a push mower) or rake leaves?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...