Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish to do some fossil hunting with AARR

Granted, but you get irritated with my juvenile pranks



I wish we find something cool while fossil hunting

[Michael]

I wish we find something cool while fossil hunting

Granted. We find a 10,000 year old MastoDON right here in Plymouth!

But Michael get full credit for the find along with the Ann Arbor Railroad. Don however get's nothing



I wish it was Friday

[AARR]

But you still have a dirty tooth brush

I wish we find something cool while fossil hunting. Granted. We find a 10,000 year old MastoDON right here in Plymouth! But Michael get full credit for the find along with the Ann Arbor Railroad. Don however get's nothing

I wish it was Friday

Granted, but you have to work Saturday and Sunday because you're not rich yet.


I wish for a clean tooth brush

[Michael]

I wish for a clean tooth brush

Granted.


But you have no teeth




I wish Santa Claus was real

[AARR]

I wish Santa Claus was real

Granted, but you're on the naughty list

But Mrs. Michael likes you that way

I wish for chocolate cookies

[Michael]

Good one

I wish for chocolate cookies

Granted. But you have to share with the cookie monster.......

and he does not share




I wish I had a Delorean time machine

[AARR]

I like the muppets

I wish for chocolate cookies. Granted. But you have to share with the cookie monster.......and he does not share

I wish I had a Delorean time machine

Granted, but it's recalled while you're stuck in the Jurassic period

Which also grants your jogging wish


I wish for a cool avatar like Michael's

[Michael]

I wish for a cool avatar like Michael's

Granted. You choose Gabriel The Archangel

and PSG comes out of retirement and chooses Raphael the other Archangel!
But then we all decide to become monks and spend our days praying, smoking and railfanning by the tracks





I wish to grow a beard

[AARR]

The three Amigo's

Granted. You choose Gabriel The Archangel and PSG comes out of retirement and chooses Raphael the other Archangel! But then we all decide to become monks and spend our days praying, smoking and railfanning by the tracks

I wish to grow a beard

Granted, but all your sandwiches taste the same now



I wish everyone would respect my authoritah

[Michael]

I wish everyone would respect my authoritah

Granted. Respect

But you are still considered irrelevant





I wish for a whole new wardrobe

[AARR]

Granted. Respect But you are still considered irrelevant

I wish for a whole new wardrobe

Granted, ~Z~ and I decide to join you



I wish for another 30 minutes of sleep

[Michael]

Classic

I wish for another 30 minutes of sleep

Granted. But you miss out on some action with Mrs AARR





I wish for 30 minutes less sleep

[AARR]

Funny, that's how Mrs AARR looks after we get some action

I wish for another 30 minutes of sleep

Granted. But you miss out on some action with Mrs AARR
I wish for 30 minutes less sleep

Granted, but it's not the kind of action you wished for


I wish to appear in a Al Yankovic video

[Michael]

You're on a roll AARR

I wish to appear in a Al Yankovic video

Granted. But it is just some crazy old Russian guy named Al Yankovic

And you are his backup dancer




I wish for simplicity

[AARR]

I wish for simplicity

Granted, but the simplest answers are usually wrong

But they are usually the funniest too

I wish to jump on the band wagon

[Michael]

I wish to jump on the band wagon

Granted. Plenty of room





I wish for a sneak preview

[AARR]

I wish for a sneak preview

Granted, it's how politicians redefine cheating



I wish to avoid detection

[Michael]

I wish to avoid detection

Granted. You avoid detection....

But you can't avoid work



I wish to join the Marines

[AARR]

I wish to join the Marines

Granted, you're placed the squirrels


Although you were hoping for this




I wish to fly an F15 Eagle

[Michael]

What country do you suppose that is?

I wish to fly an F15 Eagle

Granted.

And you puke everywhere





I wish I had stuck with my first wish