For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:I'll go with MARS. Both sound lonely and desolate but at least I could make friends with a Martian.
Would you rather have a year without sunshine or a year without rain?
Without rain. I can't live without sunshine.
Would you rather give up texting and driving or eating and driving?
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Michael wrote:Would you rather be able to eat what you want and never gain weight or never look any older than you are now?
I'm doing ok looking older than I am but eating most of what I want without gaining weight so I'll stick with that. It's easy to say because I have a beautiful wife and she doesn't seem to mind how I look .
Would you rather be a great dancer or singer?
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I'll go with the bushy tail to keep the flies away from my hynie
Would you rather have a row of fins along your back like Godzilla or a horn above your nose like a rhino?
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Michael wrote:Would you rather be in a high speed car accident or a low speed motorcycle accident?
Neither are good...I'll go with high speed car accident but either way I'm in for a big hurt
Would you rather eat a fudgsicle or a popsicle?
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Michael wrote:Would you rather be in the Army or the Navy?
Army, when I'm on water and can't see the bottom I get the heebie-jeebies.
Would you rather be a conservative obscure political talk show host that has a very small following or famous conservative Hollywood actor that is always butting heads with the liberal Hollywood elitists?
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AARR wrote:Would you rather be a conservative obscure political talk show host that has a very small following or famous conservative Hollywood actor that is always butting heads with the liberal Hollywood elitists?
Michael wrote:Would you rather work for the IRS or the TSA?
TSA, I get to look through peoples luggage and confiscate anything I want for any reason I choose . Plus there's that x-ray thing which can be fun too .
Would you rather live in a homeless shelter with internet access or live in a beautiful home on an isolated island with no outside connections?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather live in a homeless shelter with internet access or live in a beautiful home on an isolated island with no outside connections?
Michael wrote:Would you rather walk 100 miles or run 25?
4 hours vs. 25 hours...I'll go with a run
Would you rather have quick comebacks that make everyone laugh but lose every argument or not know what to say and have people think your ignorant but always get what you want?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather have quick comebacks that make everyone laugh but lose every argument or not know what to say and have people think your ignorant but always get what you want?
The first one is me
Would you rather not like yourself but everyone else does or like yourself but no one else does?
Michael wrote:Would you rather not like yourself but everyone else does or like yourself but no one else does?
I would be the option where I don't like myself and no one else does either
Would you rather eat chocolate bunnies till you get sick or listen to the politician you dislike most for an hour prattle on about the subject you are most passionate about?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather eat chocolate bunnies till you get sick or listen to the politician you dislike most for an hour prattle on about the subject you are most passionate about?
I'd happily eat chocolate bunnies if those are my choices
Michael wrote:Would you rather drink beer or wine?
I'll get sick drinking either so give my a really watered down light beer I guess
Would you rather get an atomic wedgie or a swirly?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather it be Easter or Christmas?
I prefer Ordinary Times but if you put a gun to my head to make a choice I'll go with Easter because of my devotion to the Passion and Resurrection
Would you rather attend a funeral or wedding?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...