For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:Would you rather never leave a 20 miles radius from your home for the rest of your life or never be able to come back to Michigan ever again?
It'd be tough but I'll choose to leave MI forever.
Would you rather be attractive and poor or ugly and rich?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be attractive and poor or ugly and rich?
I'd like to be rich and ugly and pay people to pretend to like me
Would you rather live in a castle or own a yacht?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather live for a year in North Korea or Iran?
Which one has the better cheesecake? If I'm going to be martyred I'd at least like to have some cheesecake in me .
Would you rather be blind or can't speak?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather go to a flat tax or get rid of the income tax and go to a consumption tax only?
I'll go with a consumption tax and become a minimalist
Would you rather have loved and lost or never loved at all?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather eat only beef as your 1 allowed meat product or only pork? Prepared any way you want.
Give me hamburgers or steak every day
Would you rather be Godzilla or King Kong?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be able to end Abortion or Sex Trafficking?
I'd have to pray and seek council before making a decision but I'd probably lean towards having our society embrace a culture of Life and pray that other human indignities follow the same moral path including God's plan for sexuality.
Would you rather watch only romantic stories the rest of your life or sitcoms with artificial laugh tracks?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather your wife have amnesia or you have amnesia?
Me...she said she married me for penance and I'm doing my best to fulfill her wishes so let her deal with it
Would you rather have a large painting of yourself or a life-sized sculpture?
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PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather have a chronic cough or a chronic burping?
Chronic burping...seems like I could have some fun with that . Throw in chronic farting while we're at it and I'll be a human noise machine
Would you rather forget every loved-ones birthday and anniversary's or forget every important historical event and why they happened?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather listen to 70's music or 80's music?
I like both. It's cheesy but it had a good beat. But I guess I'll go with 80's because some of my favorite cheesey long-hair rock came from that decade
Would you rather get a paper cut once a week or have one foot fall asleep every four hours for 15 minutes?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be the animal whisperer or be loved only by children?
Animal Whisperer I have evil plans for them
Would you rather spend a week in the Sahara Desert or North Pole?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...