The ATHF Railway

[ConrailForever]

The Aberdeen, Triton Hills and Fillmoresburg is my new short line that runs from Aberdeen to Fillmoresburg and goes through Triton Hills. In Aberdeen, the main customer is the Miller Brewing company, and the BOOZE (Brewing Ordinance-Outer Zones-Eastbound) runs westbound from Aberdeen to Fillmoresburg to interchange with the CSX. They're local comes from Kileurselph to pick up the loaded beer tankers and take them straight to Canada for those elbow-bending hockey players, eh? In Triton Hills there's a fifteen and three quarter tracks cantilever that used to span the intermodal yard that was removed in 1945 when the funding by the Nazi Party was cut due to the conclusion of WWII. Kind of a bittersweet thing since the yard was cool but the Nazis was mean people but its watevs the signal cactilever is still there so YOLO.

Anywhosenheiser, although there's only three towns on the short line, chasing is easy since track speed is 3mph to assure that engineers can stop their trains in case armadillos, canaries, sloths, Mel Gibson, tumbleweeds, carpeting, photosynthesis or the like should happen to run across the tracks since it's an endangered species under protection by the government in this county. And there's a grain elevator at every railroad tie. Who are you? It's all jointed rail on concrete ties and emerald ballasting to promote being green for the environment since we care about mother nature because this is a raerode that only a mother could love unless you're a railfan because trains are cool.

Locomotive Roster:
65 GE 45-Tonners
1 Ex Alison Tolono and South Fort bay window triclops caboose with dual exhaust
14 ES58ACi's on order for 2014
8x10 colored glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was
20 Ex NS GP38ACs that had the high noses chopped and control stands reinstalled for long hood forward operation

Kbye

[Y@]

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[ConrailForever]

Sounds like bye have beautiful time to me. Come on down to 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue and we can talk some dangol' business, mane. We've been tossing around the idea of running a SUS turn from Kilthoursyphilis to the Mooninites and back but we don't got no funding, so if the ATHF, A&T&S&&&&F&R&W&YRR&C&O and the Santa Central were to get married and make baby ralerodes maybe they could be like our money raker railroads so we can finally Sus sus SUS.

Now this may be a bit of a stretch, but hear me out. We're thinking about re putting back in the intermodal yard in Triton Hills is there's sufficient traffic base. So I'm thinking maybe if we start advertising at Parent Teacher Association meetings we can probably get enough supporters to overthrow the president of the United States.

[Y@]

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[ConrailForever]

Hold up, wait a minute, put a little love in it. If this merger goes through, do you realize that we'll be the biggest railroad in the history of forever in Cleveland and beyond to RBDT's taint? I've already got our new system operations figured out for downtown. Lemme know what you think.

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Middle finger first then the index finger follow.

[Y@]

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[Y@]

tihs are new salf portrat of raerod man presdent gordon l. j. b. jahnson he wil b pres 4 lief

[DT&I]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH best picture I've seen in a long time, thanks for that.

[ConrailForever]

Okay, I set up our new logo for our covered hoppers that will be on unit trains to carry the crack cocaine from East Cleveland to other parts of the nation like Harlem and the north coast of Colorado.

[Y@]

My head on my head, my HEAD ON MY HEAD, MY HEAD ON MY HEAD. EHH EHH ehh ehh.

[heartlandguy]

Oh man, this is freakin hilarious.

[StupidFlee​t]