Would You Rather?

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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Sat Apr 28, 2018 5:10 am

Michael wrote:Would you rather watch all the Godzilla movies ever made or King Kong movies?

Godzilla 8)

Would you rather be fat but healthy or toned but unhealthy?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Sat Apr 28, 2018 2:48 pm

AARR wrote:Would you rather be fat but healthy or toned but unhealthy?



Toned and unhealth duh :lol:


Would you rather have superior vision or superior hearing.
Your a man, so of course it is vision! :D
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Sun Apr 29, 2018 6:02 am

Michael wrote:Would you rather have superior vision or superior hearing.
Your a man, so of course it is vision! :D

Of course, duh :lol:

Would you rather have an ugly wife who otherwise is perfect at everything or a beautiful wife who is otherwise terrible?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:21 am

AARR wrote:Would you rather have an ugly wife who otherwise is perfect at everything or a beautiful wife who is otherwise terrible?



Despite this sage advice I'll still go with pretty wife and I know you would agree :lol:
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Would you rather never wear shoes again or never be able to take your shoes off?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:39 am

Agreed, duh :lol:
Michael wrote:Would you rather have an ugly wife who otherwise is perfect at everything or a beautiful wife who is otherwise terrible? Despite this sage advice I'll still go with pretty wife and I know you would agree :lol:

Would you rather never wear shoes again or never be able to take your shoes off?

It would be cool to have feet tough enough that I don't need shoes 8)

Would you rather drink your favorite beverage with a raw egg in it or a table spoon of castor oil?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Mon Apr 30, 2018 7:13 am

AARR wrote:Would you rather drink your favorite beverage with a raw egg in it or a table spoon of castor oil?



I've never seen much less tasted the former but I'll go with raw egg :shock:



Would you rather eat nothing but kids breakfast cereal all week, every meal or nothing but greasy spoon breakfast foods?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Tue May 01, 2018 6:13 am

Michael wrote:Would you rather eat nothing but kids breakfast cereal all week, every meal or nothing but greasy spoon breakfast foods?

I'll go with kids breakfast cereal for a week because my stomach can no longer take a week of greasy food. One meal of greasy food is about the best I can do anymore and even then I'm in pain when I run the next morning :oops: .

Would you rather be a dumb jock or a smart nerd?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Sat May 05, 2018 6:39 am

AARR wrote:Would you rather be a dumb jock or a smart nerd?



Dumb jock
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I'll probably answer nerd next time :lol:




Would you rather be extreme or middle of the road?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Sat May 05, 2018 8:06 am

Michael wrote:Would you rather be extreme or middle of the road?

I'd rather be middle of the road but I'm perceived as being extreme :?

Would you rather always be over-dressed or under-dressed?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Tue May 08, 2018 6:29 am

AARR wrote:Would you rather always be over-dressed or under-dressed?



Over 8)
Although I cannot imagine ever being accused of that!


Would you rather always be over-dressed or under-dressed?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Tue May 08, 2018 1:36 pm

Michael wrote:Would you rather always be over-dressed or under-dressed?

Over dressed. You and I are brothers from different mothers 8)

Would you rather be a polygamist or never have a relationship last more than two years?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Wed May 09, 2018 6:49 am

AARR wrote:Would you rather be a polygamist or never have a relationship last more than two years?



One wife at a time :D



Would you rather work for the IRS or the TSA?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Wed May 09, 2018 7:28 am

I think we need to reevaluate having multiple wives. Several can work. Several can take care of the family. One for every night if you know what I mean. And I'll manage them from my recliner. 8) :lol:
Michael wrote:Would you rather be a polygamist or never have a relationship last more than two years? One wife at a time :D

Would you rather work for the IRS or the TSA?

TSA, although I'm a statistics junky I'm still more of a people person than a numbers person.

Would you rather be a mortician or crime scene investigator?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Wed May 09, 2018 7:56 am

I said wife, not girlfriends.....big difference :lol:

AARR wrote:Would you rather be a mortician or crime scene investigator?



CSI 8)




Would you rather clean port-a-johns all day or be a used car salesman?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Thu May 10, 2018 6:12 am

Michael wrote:Would you rather clean port-a-johns all day or be a used car salesman?

I've been in the janitorial service business for nearly 35 years as a custodian to an executive manager and every position in-between so I can do both well 8)

Would you rather be famous for inventing something useless but funny (like a Whoopi cushion) or something that makes people feel good but is also useless (like a pet rock)?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Fri May 11, 2018 5:11 pm

AARR wrote:Would you rather be famous for inventing something useless but funny (like a Whoopi cushion) or something that makes people feel good but is also useless (like a pet rock)?




The latter. I am all about making people feel good :D



Would you rather do all your shopping at a dollar store or online?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Fri May 11, 2018 6:12 pm

A million dollars would make me feel good right about now :D
Michael wrote:Would you rather be famous for inventing something useless but funny (like a Whoopi cushion) or something that makes people feel good but is also useless (like a pet rock)? The latter. I am all about making people feel good :D

Would you rather do all your shopping at a dollar store or online?

Would you rather eat McDonalds every night or take out Chinese?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Sun May 13, 2018 7:02 am

AARR wrote:Would you rather eat McDonalds every night or take out Chinese?



Chinese for sure



Would you rather take a river boat tour down the Mississippi River or the Columbia River?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Sun May 13, 2018 7:16 am

Michael wrote:Would you rather take a river boat tour down the Mississippi River or the Columbia River?

Both would be very interesting but I'd go with Mississippi River first and sing the Mississippi song the entire time :lol:


Would you rather control the emotions of any person you want or the weather?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Mon May 14, 2018 6:48 am

AARR wrote:Would you rather control the emotions of any person you want or the weather?




Emotions...who cares about the weather :D :lol: :( :cry: :oops:



Would you rather watch your favorite rerun or take a chance watching some new that sounds mildly interesting?
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