For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:Would you rather awake daily to the sounds of trains or the sounds of exotic animals ?
Exotic animal sounds are great
Would you rather die from cold or heat?
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Michael wrote:Would you rather be incredibly intelligent but be confined to a wheelchair or "less than average" but have full mobility?
The 2nd one has served me well so I'll just tick with it
Would you rather need to milk yourself or lay eggs?
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Michael wrote:Would you rather be in a hot dog eating contest or a pizza eating contest?
PIZZA
Would you rather be a professional speed eater or contestant for obscure Guinness World Records?
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~Z~ wrote:Professional Speed Eater. TONY ROBBINS would not be as hungry for as long.
Would you rather have more than just AARR and Michael posting or continue with just you two posting on this thread?
More than two. Sadly the Super Long Threads don't get much love .
Would you rather railfan for one weekend with someone who really annoys you or never railfan again?
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Michael wrote:I'll take the first option. I have a high tolerance for annoying people....I'm married
Would you rather give up pizza for the rest of your life or give up cheesecake for the rest of your life?
I'll give up pizza .
Would you rather spend the day with Taylor Swift or Beyonce'?
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Michael wrote:I can't imagine either one tolerating spending the day with me but I'll go with Taylor Swift because of my policy against people with one word names.
Would rather have a repetitive factory line worker job 8 hours a day or working out and about for 12 a day?
12 hour day...I've made a career of it .
Would you rather be credited with the invention of the wheel or the internet (before Al Gore invented it )
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
You just received a million credits towards the Most Humble Man Award
Michael wrote:I'd be willing to share credit with Al
Would you rather hear the good news first or the bad news first?
Give me the good news first that way if I die before you're finished I'll leave with happy thoughts
Would you rather have to exterminate black widows or scorpions?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Black widows seems a lot more venomous than an ordinary scorpion so I will reluctantly choose scorps.
Would you rather have the title of Sir or Lord?
I'll go with Sir AARR
Would you rather have your most embarrassing secret publically advertised or eat 1000 jelly beans in under an hour?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Hmmm. My most embarrassing secret is that I can and do routinely eat 1000 jelly beans in under an hour, What a dilemma
Would you rather see more of your wife or less of your wife?
I'm glad Mrs AARR doesn't read this board. Does that answer your question .
Would you rather have one more child or pet?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather live on the coast or fly over country?
I'll go for coast living. Detroit to Chicago is about my flying tolerance comfort level.
Would you rather be stuck on Mars or the bottom of the Pacific ocean?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...