For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:Would you rather win the spelling bee or Mr./Ms. Universe contest? Ms Universe
Would you rather wear too tight pants or too tight shoes?
I think too tight pants But then someone will enter me in the Ms. Universe contest
Would you rather be color blind or tone deaf?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather be color blind or tone deaf?
Tone deaf, just like every other man.
Would you rather spend a year on a tropical island living off fish, bananas, coconuts and hearts of palm or a month in the desert living off rats, scorpions, lizards and whatever else you can find?
Michael wrote:Would you rather be color blind or tone deaf? Tone deaf, just like every other man.
Would you rather spend a year on a tropical island living off fish, bananas, coconuts and hearts of palm or a month in the desert living off rats, scorpions, lizards and whatever else you can find?
One year alone on a tropical island sounds like a well-deserved sabbatical
Would you rather spend a year on a tropical island living off fish, bananas, coconuts and hearts of palm or a month in the desert living off rats, scorpions, lizards and whatever else you can find?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather spend a year on a tropical island living off fish, bananas, coconuts and hearts of palm or a month in the desert living off rats, scorpions, lizards and whatever else you can find?
I'll spend a year with you little buddy
Would you rather see ball lightning or a full solar eclipse?
Michael wrote:I'll spend a year with you little buddy
Would you rather see ball lightning or a full solar eclipse?
I'd like to see a full solar eclipse because a ball of lightening might mean the end of the world
Would you rather watch only dramas or comedies the rest of your life?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather watch only dramas or comedies the rest of your life? Chick flicks
Would you rather get a new job or a new car?
I like both but I'd rather break in a new car than adjust to a new job so give me a new car!
Would you rather be deeply insulted/offended by your husband/wife or be slapped in the face by a stranger?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be deeply insulted/offended by your husband/wife or be slapped in the face by a stranger? I could use a good slapping
Would you rather live in Kansas or Arizona?
Arizona because it seems everyone likes it there
Would you rather be on Facebook or LinkedIn?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather visit the Pyramids in Egypt or Mexico?
Mexico, maybe I'll see a dinosaur from Jurassic Park
Would you rather have to give a one hour speech to the whole world or sleep with tarantulas in your bed for one hour?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather swim in a pool or a lake?
Lake, can I bring my floaty ring too
Would you rather have a car of your dreams or a personal helicopter?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather have a spiritual director or a personal trainer?
I've always had a spiritual director and never had a personal trainer so I'll stick with that set up .
Would you rather be a comedian who presents news and has a massive audience but is rarely accurate or be a serious commentator who knows the topics but very few people listen?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather be a comedian who presents news and has a massive audience but is rarely accurate or be a serious commentator who knows the topics but very few people listen?
You mean be Steven Colbert or Bob Dutko?
I'll be the latter
Would you rather live in rural Montana ( iguess there is only rural montana ) or rural Maine?
Michael wrote:Would you rather be a comedian who presents news and has a massive audience but is rarely accurate or be a serious commentator who knows the topics but very few people listen? You mean be Steven Colbert or Bob Dutko? I'll be the latter
Would you rather live in rural Montana ( iguess there is only rural montana ) or rural Maine?
I'll go with rural Maine and the forests although I like anything rural
Would you rather be a dentist or doctor?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather master gardener or a master builder?
Master Builder, I'll build a garden
Would you rather be too cold or too hot?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
But then someone will enter me in the Ms. Universe contest 
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