Would You Rather?

[AARR]

Would you rather that the Internet had never been created or cell phones had never been created?

I'd rather have the internet than a cell phone .

Would you rather be good at grammar or math?

[Michael]

Would you rather be good at grammar or math?

Grammar. I can't have the grammar police coming after me






Would you rather be good at grammar or math?

[AARR]

Would you rather be good at grammar or math?

Math, that way I can check out in the 10 items and under line with 20 items by declaring I can't read

Would you rather be an inventor or philosopher?

[Michael]

Would you rather be an inventor or philosopher?

Both. I'll invent my own philosophy



Would you rather be an inventor or philosopher?

[AARR]

Would you rather be an inventor or philosopher?

I think an inventor because if I invent something everyone wants then they'll believe anything I say about any subject

Would you rather swim across a crocodile infested river or run through a valley with hyena's watching from the to ridge?

[Michael]

Would you rather swim across a crocodile infested river or run through a valley with hyena's watching from the to ridge?

I'll take my chances with the Hyenas!





Would you rather be the fastest runner in the world or the faster swimmer in the world?

[AARR]

Would you rather be the fastest runner in the world or the faster swimmer in the world?

Runner...although anything on four legs will still catch me But at least I'll be faster than anything on two leg which will come in handy if being chased by something on four legs

Would you rather be the fastest reader or fastest speaker?

[Michael]

Would you rather be the fastest reader or fastest speaker?

Reader. Took me days to read this



Would you rather have snowless but longer winter or a shorter but brutally cold and snowy winter?

[AARR]

Would you rather have snowless but longer winter or a shorter but brutally cold and snowy winter?

Longer but snowless I think

Would you rather have snowless but longer winter (9 months) or a shorter but brutally cold and snowy winter (2 months)?

[Michael]

Would you rather have snowless but longer winter (9 months) or a shorter but brutally cold and snowy winter (2 months)?

Shorter winter



Would you rather be bald or have orange hair?

[AARR]

Would you rather be bald or have orange hair?

I'm fine with bald

Would you rather be pretty much hairless or be covered with hair from head to toe?

[Michael]

Would you rather be pretty much hairless or be covered with hair from head to toe?

Hairless and I'll wear a wig



Would you rather be pretty much hairless or be covered with hair from head to toe?

[AARR]

Would you rather be pretty much hairless or be covered with hair from head to toe?

YAARR, hairless

Would you rather be a dairy farmer or crop farmer?

[Michael]

Would you rather be a dairy farmer or crop farmer?

Crop. I don't want to deal with animals





Would you rather be a brain surgeon or a rocket scientist ?

[AARR]

Would you rather be a brain surgeon or a rocket scientist ?

Rocket Scientist. I'm better with inanimate objects . I know there's a political joke there somewhere .

Would you rather be a children's doctor or women's doctor?

[Michael]

Would you rather be a children's doctor or women's doctor?

Children's doctor....... Children like me..... I am not sure about women





Would you rather be a children's doctor or women's doctor?

[AARR]

Would you rather be a children's doctor or women's doctor?

Neither like me so can I be a veterinarian

Would you rather study astronomy or mathematics?

[Michael]

No substitutions

Would you rather study astronomy or mathematics?

Astronomy




Would you rather spend a week working every job in railroading or a month trying every job in the military?

[AARR]

Would you rather spend a week working every job in railroading or a month trying every job in the military?

Railroading though it's difficult to turn down flying an F15 or should I say throwing up in an F15

Would you rather spend a week working every job in railroading or a month trying every job in the military?

[Michael]

Would you rather spend a week working every job in railroading or a month trying every job in the military?

Military




Would you rather be loved by every animal on the planet or by every person on the planet 50 and older ?