For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:Would you rather smell like girls perfume or like garlic?
You got me Michael, both choices are deplorable
Would you rather share the name of a well known mass murderer or look exactly like a well known sexual predator?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I'd rather know even though when I tell everyone 99.9% of the people will tell me I'm crazy
Would you rather accidentally be responsible for the death of a child or accidentally be responsible for the deaths of three adults THAT YOU LIKED?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather accidentally be responsible for the death of a child or accidentally be responsible for the deaths of three adults THAT YOU LIKED?
Since it is an accident I will say 3 very elderly adults who God was going to take anyways
Would you rather own a pizza place or a coffee shop?
Michael wrote:Would you rather own a pizza place or a coffee shop?
PIZZA
Would you rather snort one crushed up Altoid mint or take a 1.5oz shot of tabasco sauce?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather witness the birth of Jesus or the first man landing on the moon?
The birth of Jesus although I'm sure I would have been one of the people who didn't understand its significance until after his resurrection
Would you rather have two sets of twins or quadruplets?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather have a car that could drive through any amount of snow without any difficulty or a self driving car?
Self Driving car. I'll take a nap
Would you rather have to sleep with cockroaches in your bed or have to sit through a day long sensitivity training class given by the opposite political party you prefer?
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PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather have to sleep with cockroaches in your bed or have to sit through a day long sensitivity training class given by the opposite political party you prefer?
EIther way I am dealing with roaches so I might as well get a nap in
Would you rather make out Maxine Waters or Bernie Sanders?
Michael wrote:Would you rather have to sleep with cockroaches in your bed or have to sit through a day long sensitivity training class given by the opposite political party you prefer? EIther way I am dealing with roaches so I might as well get a nap in
Would you rather make out Maxine Waters or Bernie Sanders?
Either way I'm going to vomit in my mouth
Would you rather ALWAYS tell the truth (no white lies) or ALWAYS lie?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be temporarily blind or temporarily paralyzed?
I'd rather be temporarily blind and be able to move around although I'm certain I would do something to embarrass myself like poop in public
Would you rather be blind with no legs or deaf with no arms?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be blind with no legs or deaf with no arms?
Deaf with no arms, it would be cool to eat with my feet and Mrs AARR couldn't yell at me
Would you rather always be shivering cold or sweaty hot?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather your wife be blind with no legs or deaf with no arms??
How come mute isn't an option I'd go with blind with no legs.
Would you rather go through life with 25 pounds on your shoulders or 5 pounds on each foot?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather look dirty but smell good or look clean but stink?
Either option would be an improvement for me (according to Mrs. AARR). I'll go with the grungy appearance but smell good .
Would you rather go back in time and save President Lincoln or Kennedy?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...