Would You Rather?

[Michael]

Would you rather have a bottomless box of Legos or a bottomless box of Thomas the Tank Engine track?

That is actually tough but I'll go with the Legos



Would you rather live next door to a policeman or a doctor?

[AARR]

Would you rather live next door to a policeman or a doctor?

I know from experience that living next to a doctor is very convenient

Would you rather all conspiracy theories be true or live in a world where no leaders really know what they are doing?

[Michael]

Would you rather all conspiracy theories be true or live in a world where no leaders really know what they are doing?

The second. Less malevolence



Would you rather all conspiracy theories be true or live in a world where no leaders really know what they are doing?

[AARR]

Would you rather all conspiracy theories be true or live in a world where no leaders really know what they are doing?

I'll also live in a world with ignorant leaders. It seems like we survive them.

Would you rather all plants scream when you cut them / pick their fruit or animals beg for their lives before they are killed?

[Michael]

Would you rather all plants scream when you cut them / pick their fruit or animals beg for their lives before they are killed?

I'll take the screaming plants as I'm chewing on them




Would you make tv commercials or radio commercials?

[AARR]

Would you make tv commercials or radio commercials?

Radio commercials. I'll bore the audience too sleep.

Would you rather wake up each morning to find that a random animal appendage has replaced your non dominant arm or permanently replace your bottom half with an animal bottom of your choice?

[Michael]

Would you rather wake up each morning to find that a random animal appendage has replaced your non dominant arm or permanently replace your bottom half with an animal bottom of your choice?

Random animal appendage. It will give me something to look forward to




Would you rather get stuck in an avalanche or in the path of a twister?

[AARR]

Would you rather get stuck in an avalanche or in the path of a twister?

Tornado! Avalanches take everything out in their path. I've got a chance in a tornado. If you said Sharknado then I'd change my answer .

Would you rather every shirt you ever wear to be kind of itchy or only be able to use 1 ply toilet paper (no doubling)?

[Michael]

Would you rather every shirt you ever wear to be kind of itchy or only be able to use 1 ply toilet paper (no doubling)?

I ply. I'm up to the challenge




Would you rather live in northern California or southern California?

[AARR]

Would you rather live in northern California or southern California?

Northern CA, they have a little midwestern in them in the north

Would you rather not be able to see any colors or have mild but constant tinnitus (ringing in the ears)?

[Michael]

Would you rather not be able to see any colors or have mild but constant tinnitus (ringing in the ears)?

The second. I think I may already have that now.



Would you rather live on 100% government assistance here in Michigan or live off the land in Alaska?

[AARR]

Would you rather live on 100% government assistance here in Michigan or live off the land in Alaska?

I'd rather live off the land in Alaska. I choose freedom.

Would you rather go bald or be forever cursed to have terrible haircuts?

[Michael]

Would you rather go bald or be forever cursed to have terrible haircuts?

Terrible haircuts





Would you rather gain 40 lbs in 1 month or have to lose 20 in a month?

[AARR]

Would you rather gain 40 lbs in 1 month or have to lose 20 in a month?

I'll go on a cheesecake diet and gain 40 lbs in a month.

Would you rather fight for a cause you believe in but doubt will succeed or fight for a cause that you only partially believe in but have a high chance of your cause succeeding?

[Michael]

Would you rather fight for a cause you believe in but doubt will succeed or fight for a cause that you only partially believe in but have a high chance of your cause succeeding?

I'll fight to keep the Super Long Threads going! I believe in that cause even though I doubt it will succeed.




Would you rather be a used car salesman or a telemarketer?

[AARR]

Well played

Would you rather fight for a cause you believe in but doubt will succeed or fight for a cause that you only partially believe in but have a high chance of your cause succeeding? I'll fight to keep the Super Long Threads going! I believe in that cause even though I doubt it will succeed.

Would you rather be a used car salesman or a telemarketer?

Used car salesman. At least the prospects are coming to you.

Would you rather have no fingers or no elbows?

[Michael]

Would you rather have no fingers or no elbows?

Just call me stuby



Would you rather always be dressed like a dork but act swavely or always be dressed swavely but act like a dork?

[AARR]

Would you rather always be dressed like a dork but act swavely or always be dressed swavely but act like a dork?

I'd rather dress swavely and act dorky. That'll confuse everyone .

Would you rather be forced to eat only spicy food or only incredibly bland food?

[Michael]

Would you rather be forced to eat only spicy food or only incredibly bland food?

Spice is the spice of life


Would you rather be forced to eat only spicy food or only incredibly bland food?

[AARR]

Would you rather be forced to eat only spicy food or only incredibly bland food?

Bland is the boredom of life . I'll eat bland .

Would you rather have all traffic lights you approach be green or never have to stand in line again?