Would You Rather?

[AARR]

Would you rather have had more siblings or more money growing up?

Siblings! That would have been fun


Would you rather only eat pancakes or waffles?

[Michael]

Would you rather only eat pancakes or waffles?

You can't go wrong there but I'll say waffles



Would you rather make a living as a moonshiner or catching alligators?

[AARR]

Would you rather make a living as a moonshiner or catching alligators?

Moonshine might be safer but I'll catch alligators...however, I'll release them afterwards . And can I just catch the babies ? .


Would you rather live in the past or live in the future?

[Michael]

Would you rather live in the past or live in the future?

If I could pick when I would go to the past




Would you rather relive High School or College?

[AARR]

Would you rather relive High School or College?

I'll go with college. I was he starting center for the Walsh School of Business basketball team


Would you rather have claws for hands or sweat honey instead of sweat?

[Michael]

Would you rather have claws for hands or sweat honey instead of sweat?

Where do you come up with these?
I'll go with sweet sweat





Would you rather eat alone every meal, food that you don't like, or your favorite food with your worst enemies daily?

[AARR]

I use a website called, "Either - a game of preference".

Would you rather eat alone every meal, food that you don't like, or your favorite food with your worst enemies daily?

This is a difficult decision...does Mrs. AARR count as my worse enemy (some days she is ). Give me good food with bad people .


Would you rather wear pants to high or too low?

[Michael]

I think that is part of a wife's job description!

Would you rather wear pants to high or too low?

Too high.





Would you rather live on a tiny house boat for a year seeing beautiful places from your boat (not being able to leave the boat) or in a huge mansion but you cannot leave the house for a year?

[AARR]

Would you rather live on a tiny house boat for a year seeing beautiful places from your boat (not being able to leave the boat) or in a huge mansion but you cannot leave the house for a year?

I'll go with living on a tiny boat and seeing beautiful things cause being indoors for a year will drive me crazy


Would you rather marry at 16 or never marry ever?

[Michael]

Would you rather marry at 16 or never marry ever?

I'l let you know when I'm 80




Would you rather skip dinner or skip lunch?

[AARR]

Would you rather skip dinner or skip lunch?

I'll skip dinner and eat 3000 calories at lunch


Would you rather watch parodies by Al Yankovic or listen to sounds from Michael Winslow (from Police Academy)

[Michael]

Would you rather watch parodies by Al Yankovic or listen to sounds from Michael Winslow (from Police Academy)

The sounds of Michael Winslow






Would you rather have an unlimited year pass for AMTRAK or 2 tickets anywhere in the world one time?

[AARR]

Would you rather have an unlimited year pass for AMTRAK or 2 tickets anywhere in the world one time?

2 tickets anywhere in the world one time. Hawaii here we come! (Amtrak doesn't go there )


Would you rather teach history or religion in a liberal school?

[Michael]

Would you rather teach history or religion in a liberal school?

Which ever one gets me thrown out faster





Would you rather eat nothing but McDonald's for a month or fast for 1 week?

[AARR]

Would you rather eat nothing but McDonald's for a month or fast for 1 week?

McDonald's for a month and supersize everything every time


Would you rather be able to breath under water or fly?

[Michael]

Would you rather be able to breath under water or fly?

Fly!




Would you rather have Mrs AARR really mad at you or be captured by ISIS?

[AARR]

Would you rather have Mrs AARR really mad at you or be captured by ISIS?

At least Mrs. AARR wouldn't martyr for my faith. Although she might kill me for whatever she's mad at me for .


Would you rather have to use a blank keyboard or only type with your thumbs?

[Michael]

Would you rather have to use a blank keyboard or only type with your thumbs?

I could get by without the letters on the keys





Would you rather have a paper cut or a hang nail?

[AARR]

Would you rather have a paper cut or a hang nail?

I get both and paper cuts are FAR worse (cringes)


Would you rather have five husbands/wives or never have a relationship last more than a year?

[Michael]

Would you rather have five husbands/wives or never have a relationship last more than a year?

Hmmm. If you had said girlfriends instead of wives I would have had an answer for you





Would you rather owe the IRS money or owe the mafia money?