For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:Would you rather listen to only classical music the rest of your life or smooth jazz?
Probably smooth jazz...I can fall sleep to both
Would you rather go over Niagara Falls in a barrel or walk a 2' wide beam 100' up a length of 75' with no safety devices?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather see "killer whales" out on the ocean or very large Great White Sharks?
There is no documented attack on humans by a killer whale in the wild so I'll go with the killer whale
Would you rather see the beginning of creation or the end?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather break records for sprinting or break records for long distance running?
Whichever one gets the most girls...probably a sprinter
Would you rather wake up in a bath tub full of ice with a missing kidney or in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a lazy eye?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather have Thai food or Chinese food?
Chinese...then I can eat again in an hour
Would you rather be the Skipper or Gilligan?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather always feel hungry or always feel full?
I'll go with feeling hungry because I like to eat without feeling guilty
Would you rather have Super Bowl tickets for life or be paid $20,000 to never watch football again?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Wow! Paid to not watch football? Where do I sign up!?!!
Would you rather have all you can eat tacos or all you can eat lasagna?
I'll go with tacos but both are good
Would you rather be persecuted publically for killing a dolphin or lion?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather have an airport named after you or a highway?
I'll go with an airport and film Airplane III there
Would you rather be able to read minds but get a terrible headache afterwards or fly but be unable to regulate your body temperature for 12 hours afterwards?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:Would you rather be able to read minds but get a terrible headache afterwards or fly but be unable to regulate your body temperature for 12 hours afterwards?
I'll go with flying. I can already read minds
Would you rather go shirtless the rest of your life or pantless?
AARR wrote:Would you rather be able to read minds but get a terrible headache afterwards or fly but be unable to regulate your body temperature for 12 hours afterwards?
I'll go with flying. I can already read minds
Would you rather go shirtless the rest of your life or pantless?
Michael wrote:I'll go with flying. I can already read minds
Would you rather go shirtless the rest of your life or pantless?
Shirtless...nuff said
Would you rather have smelly feet or smelly hair?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather have the nickname Bubba or Shorty?
I'm neither but since I have to pick one let's go with Bubba and confuse everyone
Would you always wear a skull cap or giant clock necklace?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
