For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:Would you rather eat only vegan in unlimited amounts or eat whatever you want but only be able to eat 1000 calories a day?
I can't survive on a 1000 calories a day so I have to go vegan
Would you rather suffer from anxiety or depression?
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Michael wrote:Would you rather suffer from anxiety or depression?
Just suffering from one would be an improvement
Would you rather be a genius in a world of dummies who think you are dumb or a dummy in a world of intelligent people who also think you are dumb?
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AARR wrote:Would you rather be a genius in a world of dummies who think you are dumb or a dummy in a world of intelligent people who also think you are dumb?
Genius in a world of dummies who think I'm dumb which is already the case
Would you rather rent a theater and watch your favorite movies with friends or rent a pool and have a pool party?
Michael wrote:Would you rather be a genius in a world of dummies who think you are dumb or a dummy in a world of intelligent people who also think you are dumb? Genius in a world of dummies who think I'm dumb which is already the case
Would you rather rent a theater and watch your favorite movies with friends or rent a pool and have a pool party?
I guess rent a theater but if the choice was a pond rather than a pool we'd go with swimming
Would you rather wear high heels or a dress?
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Michael wrote:Would you rather wear high heels or a dress? Dress of course! I can't do heels anymore
Would you rather enjoy a really good thunderstorm or a really good fireworks display?
Thunderstorm! I prefer natural disasters to man-made ones.
Would you rather have an arranged marriage or not marry at all?
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Michael wrote:Would you rather have terrible sex with your wife for the rest of your life or no sex at all ?
If I have to be married I'll take lots of terrible sex and make sure it's terrible for her too .
Would you rather have a giant birthmark covered 80% of your face or a 2' tail?
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Michael wrote:Would you rather have a giant birthmark covered 80% of your face or a 2' tail? Tail! I would strut that tail everywhere I went too
Would you rather be stuck in an elevator for 24 hours or in line at the Secretary of State for 12?
SOS for 12 hours only because it's 12 less hours and the bathroom thing is a real issue in an elevator
Would you rather be albino or completely hairless?
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Michael wrote:Would you rather be Knighted or receive the Noble Peace Prize?
I'd like to win the Noble Peace Prize and read the shortest acceptance speech in history, "Ok".
Would you rather not be able to sit or stand?
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Michael wrote:Would you rather not be able to sit or stand?
I'd rather not sit, if it's good enough for horses it's good enough for me
Would you rather live in ancient Egypt or Rome?
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Michael wrote:Would you rather live in North Dakota or Montana?
Does it matter? I guess I'll go with the one with the most trains.
Would you rather live in Cuba or China?
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Ironic that a country best known for its cigars would have the best health care system
Michael wrote:Would you rather live in Cuba or China? Cuba. I'll start a counter revolution and take down those evil Marxist. Besides, Michael Moore says they have the best health care system in the world
Would you rather be seen as kind or brilliant?
I'd rather be seen as brilliant. Then I would be mean to everyone but they would think there's some wisdom behind my bad behavior .
Would you rather only be able to laugh at racists or sexists jokes?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...