For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
AARR wrote:Would you rather live in the big city with all its conveniences or in the wilderness and have no conveniences other than what nature offers?
I've become pretty citified. If it were just me I might opt of the wild but since it is not I'll go with the city
Would you rather spend the day fishing or spend the day golfing?
Michael wrote:Would you rather spend the day fishing or spend the day golfing?
Golfing for the exercise (I'd walk rather than take a cart)
Would you rather be 1' shorter or 1' taller than you are right now?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather hang out at a hospital ER all day or at the Secretary of State office?
Hospital ER most definitely
Would you rather get C's at a prestigious college or A's at a college no one has ever heard of?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather get C's at a prestigious college or A's at a college no one has ever heard of? Are there any prestigious colleges? I'll go with A's
Would you rather work at a zoo or a museum?
Zoo
Would you rather have a personal chauffer or personal chef (and Mrs. Michael doesn't count )
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather have a personal chauffeur or personal chef?
Both would be nice but I'll go with chauffeur so I can nap
Would you rather have your dream car or a personal helicopter?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather be really dehydrated or really cold?
I've been both and I'll go with cold but both are bad options
Would you rather live without your phone or without your computer and clean clothes?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather work in advertising selling snake oil or in a political campaign for a candidate that you are not sure about?
I can work in either. There's a lot of low-information people to make money off .
Would you rather live a celibate life or have an IQ below 70?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather sit through an entire opera or an entire "boy band" concert?
I would sit through an entire "boy band" concert before an opera because I hate operas more than boy bands
Would you rather be a rich stupid athlete or a smart poor theologian?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather sit through an entire opera or spend 3 times as long at the Secretary of State (standing the whole time!)?
Ok, you got me, I'll go to the opera
Would you rather bungie jump or sky dive?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather have a medium sized part in a blockbuster movie about trains filmed locally and get nothing or get paid $5,000 to do nothing?
Get paid $5,000 to do nothing . I want my money for nothing and my chicks for free .
Would you rather live with the Amish or in a nudist colony?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:Would you rather live with the Amish or in a nudist colony?
I suspect it will be easier to control my lustful thoughts in an Amish community
Would you rather win an Oscar or the Nobel Peace Prize?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
