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AARR wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 05, 2021 7:10 am

Michael wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:28 pm

I wish to exit stage right

Granted, but you go the left way which us left handers think is the correct way


I wish to see the light

Granted, but it's not exactly the light you were hoping for:



Did you know there is a certain distance from a nuclear explosion where all the frozen pizzas are cooked to perfection?

I wish we had bigger aircraft at work...

NSSD70ACe wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:00 am

I wish we had bigger aircraft at work...

Granted, but it still isn't big enough for some people


I wish for a personal drone to fly

AARR wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:28 am

I wish for a personal drone to fly

Granted, But around here we don't take kindly to trespassers




I wish to beat the system

Michael wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:58 pm

I wish for a personal drone to fly. Granted, But around here we don't take kindly to trespassers

I wish to beat the system

Granted, but you have to wear a disguise


I wish to become incognito

AARR wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:24 pm

I wish to become incognito

Granted. But you are so incognito that you are no longer recognized by family, friends, your co workers, the gang at RRFan.com, your bank, your wife! You end up having to start a whole new life by marrying a young rich girl with a trust fund.
Its a struggle but you make the best of it




I wish for a magic pill

God will give me the strength to carry this cross

Michael wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 08, 2021 11:24 am

Granted. But you are so incognito that you are no longer recognized by family, friends, your co workers, the gang at RRFan.com, your bank, your wife! You end up having to start a whole new life by marrying a young rich girl with a trust fund. Its a struggle but you make the best of it

I wish for a magic pill

Granted


I wish Michael would join me at Navy Seal boot camp

AARR wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 08, 2021 6:30 pm

I wish Michael would join me at Navy Seal boot camp

Granted. But because of our limited skills we get place in SEAL TEAM DISCO





I wish to remember the Alamo

Michael wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 09, 2021 1:20 pm

I wish to remember the Alamo

Granted, you sell souvenirs


I wish to be in a brilliant disguise

AARR wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 09, 2021 6:53 pm

I wish to be in a brilliant disguise

Granted. Well it worked for Clark Kent

Maybe it will work for you





I wish to know who AARR is trying to hide from

Michael wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 10, 2021 1:20 pm

I wish to know who AARR is trying to hide from

Granted...be very afraid


I wish to relocate into the live like a hermit program

AARR wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:55 am

I wish to relocate into the live like a hermit program

Granted. But you lose your Mod status on Railroadfan.com




I wish visit AARR at his "man cave"

Michael wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 12, 2021 4:32 pm

I wish visit AARR at his "man cave"

Granted, as do ~Z~ and SW too


I'd like Michael to help me decorate our mancave

AARR wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 12, 2021 7:47 pm

I'd like Michael to help me decorate our mancave

Granted. And he does a pretty decent job but it turns out the bears want their cave back

Unfortunately you get caught over guard along with Michael & Talk




I wish AARR and I were professional wrestlers

Michael wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:06 pm

I wish AARR and I were professional wrestlers

Granted, but the guys at Railroadfan.com name us


I wish Michael uses his cool wrestling move

AARR wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 15, 2021 6:19 pm

I wish Michael uses his cool wrestling move

Granted. But you don't know whether to be amazed or repulsed.....or both





I wish to say the emperor is naked!

Both but it's still bad ass

Michael wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 17, 2021 1:16 pm

I wish Michael uses his cool wrestling move. Granted. But you don't know whether to be amazed or repulsed.....or both

I wish to say the emperor is naked!

GRanted, but you still lose the argument


I wish for a good day

AARR wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 17, 2021 4:44 pm

I wish for a good day

Granted. A great day in fact!!! But then you come home to Mrs AARR who did NOT have a good day and you know the drill.

If the missus is not happy then no one can be happy and if she is happy then she could care less if anyone else is happy.




I wish to know what are the odds that I could be missing almost every train in Plymouth

Michael wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 21, 2021 10:01 am

I wish to know what are the odds that I could be missing almost every train in Plymouth

Granted, with 8 kids you probably miss more than just trains


I wish to never embarrass myself again

AARR wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 21, 2021 10:34 am

I wish to never embarrass myself again

Granted. You're dead


Although your death itself was pretty embarrassing




I wish to bring AARR back to life

Michael wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:17 am

I wish to bring AARR back to life

Granted, but I'm still a nerd


I wish to create a zombie dance routine