Corrupt a Wish

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:shock:
AARR wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:50 am
I wish to be a ninja


Granted. But you find out it is not really what you thought
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I wish to spend other peoples money

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Michael wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 8:37 am
I wish to spend other peoples money
Granted, but your kids are angry that you took their money and protest outside your house and now Mrs. Michael is pissed and this just doesn't end well for you :lol:
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I wish to lend Michael money to get him out of his jam
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 10:23 am
I wish to lend Michael money to get him out of his jam

Granted. But you both forget Shakespeare's axiom
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For Michael's part he had no intentions of paying you back :lol:
And for the record Michael lives like a pauper so his wife and kids can spend all the money :roll:




I wish for a sequel to Ferris Bueller's Day Off where the middle aged gang gets together 30 years later to take a day off work

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Michael wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 8:59 am
I wish for a sequel to Ferris Bueller's Day Off where the middle aged gang gets together 30 years later to take a day off work
Granted, but the just sit around talking about Glory Days and it's boring. Here we are talking about our 30 years ago :lol:
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I wish to make something up about my past that sounds exciting :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Sounds about right. :lol:
AARR wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 9:14 am
I wish to make something up about my past that sounds exciting :lol:
Grated. You tell people that you survived a 36 hour operation! But it just leads to speculation as to what the surgery was Don.
Or should I say Donna? :lol: :lol: :lol:

In order to get your street cred back, you tell people that in your youth, you were in a biker gang which does indeed sound exciting
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Until photos surface



I wish for more stories from AARR's youth

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The Railroadfan.com gang :lol:
Michael wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 11:48 am
In order to get your street cred back, you tell people that in your youth, you were in a biker gang which does indeed sound exciting. Until photos surface.

I wish for more stories from AARR's youth
Granted, but no one is surprised :lol:
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I wish Michael and I go on an epic adventure
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Jan 18, 2021 7:04 am
I wish Michael and I go on an epic adventure
Granted. The most epic of all adventure!
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Although it ends badly.

For some reason our death certificates show cause of death: COVID 19 :roll:




I wish AARR and I were Carnys at the circus

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True that :lol:
Michael wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:35 am
For some reason our death certificates show cause of death: COVID 19 :roll:

I wish AARR and I were Carnys at the circus
Granted, and we become a side act :lol:
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I wish to like heights
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Wow. I really let myself go :lol:

AARR wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 1:15 pm
I wish to like heights


Granted. But your love of heights doesn't keep you from falling off the roof!
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Fortunately Michael & Talk break your fall





I wish to find a new favorite food

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Michael wrote:
Thu Jan 21, 2021 9:13 am
I wish to find a new favorite food
Granted, you appreciate all of God's good foods :lol:
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I wish to find a pizza Michael and I don't like
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Jan 21, 2021 1:55 pm
I wish to find a pizza Michael and I don't like


Granted. It is a toss between this cucumber pizza
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or this watermelon pizza
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Unfortunately we pay top dollar for them
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I wish that we stick Talk with the bill then head over to Shield's Pizza and get some great pizza :lol:

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Michael wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:20 am
I wish that we stick Talk with the bill then head over to Shield's Pizza and get some great pizza :lol:
Granted, but Talk Talk isn't happy :lol:
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Little did Talk Talk know we enjoy a good food fight :lol:

I wish there is no cheesecake involved in the food fight
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:00 am
I wish there is no cheesecake involved in the food fight


Granted. But that is only because cheesecake has been banned by the new regime, I mean administration.
Needless to say you are a little upset
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I wish to smuggle AARR some cheesecake

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Michael wrote:
Sun Jan 24, 2021 9:06 am
I wish to smuggle AARR some cheesecake
Granted, but I'm not sure I want to eat it...
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Oh yes I do :lol:

I wish for a nice day
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Jan 24, 2021 10:28 am
I wish for a nice day



Granted. A very nice day! But Mrs AARR did not and well....
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.....need I say more



I wish to keep up the good work

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NO :lol:
Michael wrote:
Mon Jan 25, 2021 3:14 pm
I wish for a nice day. Granted. A very nice day! But Mrs AARR did not and well.........need I say more

I wish to keep up the good work
Granted, and you get a high five :lol:
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I wish Mrs. AARR would be thankful I don't bruise after she hits me :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Jan 25, 2021 4:08 pm
I wish Mrs. AARR would be thankful I don't bruise after she hits me :lol:

Granted. She is thankful. But its not the bruising she is concerned about
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I wish women were not so angry and violent

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Michael wrote:
Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:15 pm
I wish women were not so angry and violent
Granted, :lol:
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I wish Railroadfan.com would join me in boycotting any product that features someone dancing in their commercials
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:05 am
I wish Railroadfan.com would join me in boycotting any product that features someone dancing in their commercials


Granted. But unbeknownst to you that is where ~Z~ got most of his money to run RailroadFan.com and so our little boycott shut it down.
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Real smooth AARR :lol:



I wish to know if there are still any real heros left

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Michael wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:49 pm
I wish to know if there are still any real heros left
Of course there are. But even heros have their quirks :lol:
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I wish the guys at Railroadfan.com became super heros
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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