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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:37 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Mon Sep 07, 2020 9:12 am
I wish to avoid commercials
Granted, instead we have to listen to a long boring speech by a politician about something boring.
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I wish to experience something exciting

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 8:36 am
by Michael
Maybe a speech from Crazy Basement Joe?
AARR wrote:
Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:37 am
I wish to experience something exciting


Granted. You get so excited that you just can't hide it.
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But your man card gets revoked




I wish to know what AARR is so excited about

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:11 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Tue Sep 08, 2020 8:36 am
I wish to know what AARR is so excited about
Granted, and you join me 8)
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I wish to use proper grammar and spelling

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:45 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:11 am
I wish to use proper grammar and spelling

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately you are no closer to getting your man card back.
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BTW, you missed the period at the end of the sentence :lol:




I wish to get it over with.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:51 pm
by AARR
:lol:
Michael wrote:
Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:45 pm
I wish to use proper grammar and spelling BTW, you missed the period at the end of the sentence :lol:

I wish to get it over with.
Granted :lol:
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I wish discover a new frog species

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:07 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:51 pm
I wish discover a new frog species


Granted! And they even name it after you.....
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....posthumously after they find your half eaten corpse :shock:





I wish to be an artists

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:33 pm
by AARR
They'll name it the AARRrog? :lol:
Michael wrote:
Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:07 am
I wish discover a new frog species. Granted! And they even name it after you.........posthumously after they find your half eaten corpse :shock:

I wish to be an artists
Granted, but you're talents are not appreciated by Pope Francis :lol:
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I wish Michael paints a happy cloud and tree that has a friend

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:33 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:33 pm
I wish Michael paints a happy cloud and tree that has a friend


Granted. But he does so on your garage door
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Actually looks pretty good :D





I wish to waste not want not

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:30 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:33 am
I wish to waste not want not
Granted, starting with your daughters old clothes :lol:
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I wish Michael would use his painting talents on my whole house

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2020 10:04 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:30 pm
I wish Michael would use his painting talents on my whole house

Granted. It starts out so well that you decide to join me.....
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....but it ends up costing an extra $10k in hospital bills




I wish AARR would use his powers of moderation to rename the Car-Train Crash in Gaylord thread Grumpy Old Men :lol:

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2020 7:08 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Sat Sep 12, 2020 10:04 am
I wish AARR would use his powers of moderation to rename the Car-Train Crash in Gaylord thread Grumpy Old Men :lol:
Granted, but the grumpy old men are insulted, find my house and TP bomb it :lol:
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I wish Michael's kids would protect my house

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2020 9:54 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 7:08 am
I wish Michael's kids would protect my house

Granted but the media spins this as using children as a human shield and they instruct the mob to come after you
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I wish for a fool proof plan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2020 6:40 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 9:54 am
I wish for a fool proof plan
Granted, You'll need it to get me out of jail :lol:
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Sounds like a plan!

I wish Mrs AARR would let me relax Sunday nights :(

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:20 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 6:40 pm
I wish Mrs AARR would let me relax Sunday nights :(


Granted. But only Sunday nights. The rest of the week she's got you busier than a 1 legged man in a butt kicking contest
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I wish I was a lawyer

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:14 pm
by AARR
:lol:
Michael wrote:
Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:20 am
I wish Mrs AARR would let me relax Sunday nights :( Granted. But only Sunday nights. The rest of the week she's got you busier than a 1 legged man in a butt kicking contest.

I wish I was a lawyer
Granted, and I'm your first client :lol:
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I wish to be a roadie for Def Leppard

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:49 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:14 pm
I wish to be a roadie for Def Leppard
Granted. But your roadie duties keep you on the road away from your wife and job for months at a time dealing with gorgeous groupies
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I wish to get the benefit of the doubt

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:32 pm
by AARR
You were supposed to corrupt my wish :lol:
Michael wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:49 am
Granted. But your roadie duties keep you on the road away from your wife and job for months at a time dealing with gorgeous groupies

I wish to get the benefit of the doubt
Granted, and you're going to need it coming home late again after railfanning with me :lol:
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I wish for a handout

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:27 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:32 pm
I wish for a handout

Granted. But you spend all weekend in a long line waiting for government cheese
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I wish to co-write a book with AARR called Railfanning for Dummies

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:13 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:27 am
I wish to co-write a book with AARR called Railfanning for Dummies
Granted, it becomes a text book for major colleges :lol:
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I wish ~Z~ would recognize the brilliance of this thread :lol:

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 1:55 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:13 am
I wish ~Z~ would recognize the brilliance of this thread :lol


Granted. But he does so by locking the thread to preserve it forever. :cry:
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Fortunately you are able to use your powers of moderation to unlock the thread but because you don't know what you are doing you accidentally delete the whole thread!

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I wish for more courage