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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:37 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Mon Sep 07, 2020 9:12 am
I wish to avoid commercials
Granted, instead we have to listen to a long boring speech by a politician about something boring.
I wish to experience something exciting
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 8:36 am
by Michael
Maybe a speech from Crazy Basement Joe?
AARR wrote: ↑Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:37 am
I wish to experience something exciting
Granted. You get so excited that you just can't hide it.
But your man card gets revoked
I wish to know what AARR is so excited about
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:11 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 8:36 am
I wish to know what AARR is so excited about
Granted, and you join me
I wish to use proper grammar and spelling
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:45 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:11 am
I wish to use proper grammar and spelling
Your wish is granted. Unfortunately you are no closer to getting your man card back.
BTW, you missed the period at the end of the sentence
I wish to get it over with.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:51 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:45 pm
I wish to use proper grammar and spelling BTW, you missed the period at the end of the sentence
I wish to get it over with.
Granted
I wish discover a new frog species
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:07 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:51 pm
I wish discover a new frog species
Granted! And they even name it after you.....
....posthumously after they find your half eaten corpse
I wish to be an artists
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:33 pm
by AARR
They'll name it the AARRrog?
Michael wrote: ↑Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:07 am
I wish discover a new frog species. Granted! And they even name it after you.........posthumously after they find your half eaten corpse
I wish to be an artists
Granted, but you're talents are not appreciated by Pope Francis
I wish Michael paints a happy cloud and tree that has a friend
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:33 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:33 pm
I wish Michael paints a happy cloud and tree that has a friend
Granted. But he does so on your garage door
Actually looks pretty good
I wish to waste not want not
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:30 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:33 am
I wish to waste not want not
Granted, starting with your daughters old clothes
I wish Michael would use his painting talents on my whole house
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2020 10:04 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:30 pm
I wish Michael would use his painting talents on my whole house
Granted. It starts out so well that you decide to join me.....
....but it ends up costing an extra $10k in hospital bills
I wish AARR would use his powers of moderation to rename the
Car-Train Crash in Gaylord thread
Grumpy Old Men
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2020 7:08 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Sat Sep 12, 2020 10:04 am
I wish AARR would use his powers of moderation to rename the
Car-Train Crash in Gaylord thread
Grumpy Old Men
Granted, but the grumpy old men are insulted, find my house and TP bomb it
I wish Michael's kids would protect my house
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2020 9:54 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Sun Sep 13, 2020 7:08 am
I wish Michael's kids would protect my house
Granted but the media spins this as using children as a human shield and they instruct the mob to come after you
I wish for a fool proof plan
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2020 6:40 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Sun Sep 13, 2020 9:54 am
I wish for a fool proof plan
Granted, You'll need it to get me out of jail
Sounds like a plan!
I wish Mrs AARR would let me relax Sunday nights
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:20 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Sun Sep 13, 2020 6:40 pm
I wish Mrs AARR would let me relax Sunday nights
Granted. But only Sunday nights. The rest of the week she's got you busier than a 1 legged man in a butt kicking contest
I wish I was a lawyer
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:14 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:20 am
I wish Mrs AARR would let me relax Sunday nights
Granted. But only Sunday nights. The rest of the week she's got you busier than a 1 legged man in a butt kicking contest.
I wish I was a lawyer
Granted, and I'm your first client
I wish to be a roadie for Def Leppard
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:49 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:14 pm
I wish to be a roadie for Def Leppard
Granted. But your roadie duties keep you on the road away from your wife and job for months at a time dealing with gorgeous groupies
I wish to get the benefit of the doubt
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:32 pm
by AARR
You were supposed to corrupt my wish
Michael wrote: ↑Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:49 am
Granted. But your roadie duties keep you on the road away from your wife and job for months at a time dealing with gorgeous groupies
I wish to get the benefit of the doubt
Granted, and you're going to need it coming home late again after railfanning with me
I wish for a handout
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:27 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:32 pm
I wish for a handout
Granted. But you spend all weekend in a long line waiting for government cheese
I wish to co-write a book with AARR called Railfanning for Dummies
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:13 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:27 am
I wish to co-write a book with AARR called Railfanning for Dummies
Granted, it becomes a text book for major colleges
I wish ~Z~ would recognize the brilliance of this thread
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 1:55 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:13 am
I wish ~Z~ would recognize the brilliance of this thread :lol
Granted. But he does so by locking the thread to preserve it forever.
Fortunately you are able to use your powers of moderation to unlock the thread but because you don't know what you are doing you accidentally delete the whole thread!
I wish for more courage