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Michael wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 07, 2020 9:12 am

I wish to avoid commercials

Granted, instead we have to listen to a long boring speech by a politician about something boring.


I wish to experience something exciting

Maybe a speech from Crazy Basement Joe?

AARR wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:37 am

I wish to experience something exciting

Granted. You get so excited that you just can't hide it.

But your man card gets revoked




I wish to know what AARR is so excited about

Michael wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 08, 2020 8:36 am

I wish to know what AARR is so excited about

Granted, and you join me


I wish to use proper grammar and spelling

AARR wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:11 am

I wish to use proper grammar and spelling

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately you are no closer to getting your man card back.

BTW, you missed the period at the end of the sentence




I wish to get it over with.

Michael wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:45 pm

I wish to use proper grammar and spelling BTW, you missed the period at the end of the sentence

I wish to get it over with.

Granted


I wish discover a new frog species

AARR wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:51 pm

I wish discover a new frog species

Granted! And they even name it after you.....

....posthumously after they find your half eaten corpse





I wish to be an artists

They'll name it the AARRrog?

Michael wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:07 am

I wish discover a new frog species. Granted! And they even name it after you.........posthumously after they find your half eaten corpse

I wish to be an artists

Granted, but you're talents are not appreciated by Pope Francis


I wish Michael paints a happy cloud and tree that has a friend

AARR wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:33 pm

I wish Michael paints a happy cloud and tree that has a friend

Granted. But he does so on your garage door


Actually looks pretty good





I wish to waste not want not

Michael wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:33 am

I wish to waste not want not

Granted, starting with your daughters old clothes


I wish Michael would use his painting talents on my whole house

AARR wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:30 pm

I wish Michael would use his painting talents on my whole house

Granted. It starts out so well that you decide to join me.....

....but it ends up costing an extra $10k in hospital bills




I wish AARR would use his powers of moderation to rename the Car-Train Crash in Gaylord thread Grumpy Old Men

Michael wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 12, 2020 10:04 am

I wish AARR would use his powers of moderation to rename the Car-Train Crash in Gaylord thread Grumpy Old Men

Granted, but the grumpy old men are insulted, find my house and TP bomb it


I wish Michael's kids would protect my house

AARR wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 13, 2020 7:08 am

I wish Michael's kids would protect my house

Granted but the media spins this as using children as a human shield and they instruct the mob to come after you





I wish for a fool proof plan

Michael wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 13, 2020 9:54 am

I wish for a fool proof plan

Granted, You'll need it to get me out of jail

Sounds like a plan!

I wish Mrs AARR would let me relax Sunday nights

AARR wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 13, 2020 6:40 pm

I wish Mrs AARR would let me relax Sunday nights

Granted. But only Sunday nights. The rest of the week she's got you busier than a 1 legged man in a butt kicking contest






I wish I was a lawyer

Michael wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:20 am

I wish Mrs AARR would let me relax Sunday nights Granted. But only Sunday nights. The rest of the week she's got you busier than a 1 legged man in a butt kicking contest.

I wish I was a lawyer

Granted, and I'm your first client


I wish to be a roadie for Def Leppard

AARR wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:14 pm

I wish to be a roadie for Def Leppard

Granted. But your roadie duties keep you on the road away from your wife and job for months at a time dealing with gorgeous groupies






I wish to get the benefit of the doubt

You were supposed to corrupt my wish

Michael wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:49 am

Granted. But your roadie duties keep you on the road away from your wife and job for months at a time dealing with gorgeous groupies

I wish to get the benefit of the doubt

Granted, and you're going to need it coming home late again after railfanning with me


I wish for a handout

AARR wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:32 pm

I wish for a handout

Granted. But you spend all weekend in a long line waiting for government cheese




I wish to co-write a book with AARR called Railfanning for Dummies

Michael wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:27 am

I wish to co-write a book with AARR called Railfanning for Dummies

Granted, it becomes a text book for major colleges


I wish ~Z~ would recognize the brilliance of this thread

AARR wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:13 am

I wish ~Z~ would recognize the brilliance of this thread :lol

Granted. But he does so by locking the thread to preserve it forever.


Fortunately you are able to use your powers of moderation to unlock the thread but because you don't know what you are doing you accidentally delete the whole thread!





I wish for more courage