Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Sat Aug 15, 2020 4:13 pm
I wish for a big house
Granted, you buy it from The Jerk :lol:
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I wish for rain
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Sun Aug 16, 2020 7:30 am
I wish for rain


Granted. So much rain that your neighborhood floods but it gets worse.
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That is your house on fire :lol:




I wish to be able to interpret dreams

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Mon Aug 17, 2020 8:55 am
I wish to be able to interpret dreams
Granted, it always means give AARR cheesecake (and pizza) :lol:
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I wish to start a Dads fraternity with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:30 am
I wish to start a Dads fraternity with Michael


Granted. But we are the only members and even Michael doesn't even show up to the meeting :cry:
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I wish more dads would join our fraternity

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Thu Aug 20, 2020 7:40 pm
I wish more dads would join our fraternity
Granted :lol:
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I wish the dads club goes fishing
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:24 am
I wish the dads club goes fishing



Granted we take Michael's advice and go fishing in a remote part of Georgia
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It doesn't go well for you :shock:




I wish we move the dads club meetings to AARR's house

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Michael wrote:
Mon Aug 24, 2020 5:00 pm
I wish we move the dads club meetings to AARR's house
Granted, we spend the whole time at RRFan.com :lol:
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~Z~ banhammers all of us for silliness

I wish Michael becomes my first banhammer victim :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Mon Aug 24, 2020 6:17 pm
I wish Michael becomes my first banhammer victim :lol:

Granted. Although few notice my absence, you are now limited to just discussing trains and railroads on a railroad related website :lol:
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I wish that as moderator AARR would force users to post in the Super Long Thread once a day or be ban hammered :lol:

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Michael wrote:
Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:50 am
I wish that as moderator AARR would force users to post in the Super Long Thread once a day or be ban hammered :lol:
That's a great idea! Done :lol:

I wish Michael shares more good ideas with me for RailroadFan.com
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Tue Aug 25, 2020 3:47 pm
I wish Michael shares more good ideas with me for RailroadFan.com
Granted. At first anyways, but good is subjective and after the requirement that everyone bike daily, followed by converting the Catholicism on fear of bandhammering, the website is down to just 2 users :lol:
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I wish to cast into the deep

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Michael wrote:
Fri Aug 28, 2020 11:37 am
I wish to cast into the deep
Granted, and you do so impatiently :lol:
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I wish to go fishing
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Fri Aug 28, 2020 2:31 pm
I wish to go fishing

Granted. But even after all these years you still doesn't quite get the hang of it. :?
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I wish for diplomatic immunity

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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I got the beer right :lol:
Michael wrote:
Sat Aug 29, 2020 12:02 pm
I wish to go fishing. Granted. But even after all these years you still doesn't quite get the hang of it. :?

I wish for diplomatic immunity
Granted, but it doesn't save you from your wife :lol:
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I wish to avoid the crowds
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:22 am
I wish to avoid the crowds

Granted. You avoid crowds by railfanning with Michael
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After hours of Michael's boring stories about his kids you are begging to get lost in a crowd :lol:



I wish I knew more about trains

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Michael wrote:
Tue Sep 01, 2020 7:43 am
I wish I knew more about trains
Granted, but you forget and ignore everything else :lol:
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Put that IPad down and get working on kid number 10 :lol:

I wish to I remembered where the bodies are buried
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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I'm beginning to think AARR doesn't like children :lol:
AARR wrote:
Tue Sep 01, 2020 8:28 am
I wish to I remembered where the bodies are buried


Granted. In a moment of clarity you recall the location but you blurt it out at the worst possible time :shock:
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Third time you've been arrested this week!


I wish to post AARR's bail

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Michael wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:33 pm
I wish to post AARR's bail

:lol:
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I wish to take the long way home
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Sep 03, 2020 7:03 am
I wish to take the long way home

Granted. The really long way. On your way home with Mrs AARR you bang a left instead of a right. Mrs AARR corrects you but you stick to your guns and go left all the way around the world. Going up to Alaska, hiring someone to help you cross the Bering Straits into Russia where you barely survive crossing Siberia evading the military the whole time finally making into Europe where you are despised for being American. You somehow sneak your way about a cargo ship that is bound for New York where you barely avoid Marxist Revolutionaries. You get back on track deciding to finally take a shortcut going through Canada but you get turned away and have to go around Lake Erie. You finally get home where after 3 months of travel where you proudly proclaim to Mrs AARR, "See, I told you I was right!" :lol:




I wish to take the short way home :lol:

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Michael wrote:
Thu Sep 03, 2020 1:37 pm
I wish to take the short way home :lol:
Granted, but your destination is the same :lol:
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I wish to avoid pain
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Fri Sep 04, 2020 7:03 am
I wish to avoid pain


Granted. But......
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I wish to avoid commercials

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