Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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:lol:
Michael wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 11:09 am
I wish to join the A-Team. Granted. But they are all set as far as their tactical team so you are hired to work in the office cleaning up, making plane reservations, paper work, fielding phone calls etc....

I wish for a wingman
Granted, but I leave you hanging :lol:
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I wish the F-Bomb in the above picture was erased :oops:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:05 pm
I wish the F-Bomb in the above picture was erased :oops:


Granted but it is altered in several other areas as well most notably your face is photoshopped in there and your shirt now say I'M GAY :lol:



I wish for clarity

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Michael wrote:
Thu Jul 30, 2020 5:26 pm
I wish for clarity
Granted, but only you and I get it. Our wives don't.
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But we don't care :lol:

I wish to begin the revolution
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Granted. 30 revolutions per minute! Until you go flying off into the wild blue yonder
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I wish the full editor was working :(

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:lol: You're next.
Michael wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:27 am
Granted. 30 revolutions per minute! Until you go flying off into the wild blue yonder

I wish the full editor was working :(
Granted, but the editor has a Liberal bias and erases anything that is politically incorrect :lol:
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I wish Michael luck getting past the editor
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Granted. But he will need more than luck to get past Gandalf
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I wish to get the ball rolling

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Michael wrote:
Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:14 am
I wish to get the ball rolling
Granted, but it causes you to run :lol:
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I wish to get out of the way of Michael's ball
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:23 am
I wish to get out of the way of Michael's ball


Granted. But you can't escape the WRECKING BALL
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I wish I had taken more pictures

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Michael wrote:
Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:14 am
I wish I had taken more pictures
Granted, but if you let these pictures of Mrs. Michael and your daughters get out in public you will have fathered your last child :lol:
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I wish cheese cake was considered a vegetable
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:39 pm
I wish cheese cake was considered a vegetable


Granted. But now it is subject to the new vegetable tax decreed by the government to pay for Nancy Pelosi's $24,000 dollar refrigerators
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I wish to remember what I wanted to wish for :?

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Michael wrote:
Sat Aug 08, 2020 1:26 pm
I wish to remember what I wanted to wish for :?
Granted, it involves me eating cheescake 8)
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No regerts :lol:

I wish politicians had to live under the same rules as me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat Aug 08, 2020 3:21 pm
I wish politicians had to live under the same rules as me


Granted. The rules are the same but they are only enforced on you






I wish I had some good ideas

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Michael wrote:
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:59 am
I wish I had some good ideas

Granted, but we don't have them after 2am :lol:
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I wish to revive
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:56 pm
I wish to revive

Granted. You singlehandedly REVIVE parachute pants from the 1980's
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But they were already out of style then and now they just get you beat up



I wish AARR good luck on his bike ride

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Michael wrote:
Tue Aug 11, 2020 11:51 am
I wish AARR good luck on his bike ride
Granted, you provide me with some motivation :lol:
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I wish Michael, ~Z~, SW and Jet would ride with me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Aug 11, 2020 6:33 pm
I wish Michael, ~Z~, SW and Jet would ride with me


Granted. And we do for the first mile but you guys quickly leave Michael in the dust and by the second mile, SW, Jetlink and Z all leave you in the dust so you still end up riding alone.
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I think Michael might have fared better if you did not have 2 kids in tow. :lol:



I wish to improve with age

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Michael wrote:
Thu Aug 13, 2020 9:23 am
I wish to improve with age
Granted, but you die young :cry:
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I wish to appear on a Mr. Bean episode
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Probably from the Kung Flu :lol:
AARR wrote:
Thu Aug 13, 2020 6:32 pm
I wish to appear on a Mr. Bean episode


Granted. Its a small part but after you wreck on your bike and end up in a full body cast it was decided you were the perfect candidate for the part
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At least you get paid the stand going union rate in UK for your part.... 2 pounds and a cup of tea.



I wish to find the perfect home

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Michael wrote:
Sat Aug 15, 2020 3:58 pm
I wish to find the perfect home
Granted, after taxes this is all you can afford in Alaska :lol:
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I wish for a small home
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Very Bob Ross. I'll take it.

AARR wrote:
Sat Aug 15, 2020 4:06 pm
I wish for a small home

Granted. We share the same small home :shock:
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I wish for a big house

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