Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Fri Jul 17, 2020 4:49 pm
I wish for a visit from the candy man
Granted, but ~Z~, SW and me are just about fed up with your singing the Candyman song :lol:
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I wish for a peace offering
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:10 am
I wish for a peace offering


Granted. You present it to Mrs AARR
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But it is not well received




I wish to be prepared

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Michael wrote:
Sun Jul 19, 2020 10:41 am
I wish to be prepared
Granted, but the other guy is still better prepared :o
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Run away while you can :lol:

I wish to duck when the other person swings
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Jul 19, 2020 10:55 am
I wish to duck when the other person swings


Granted. You duck under your desk
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But they still find you




I wish to spend my millions

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Michael wrote:
Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:51 pm
I wish to spend my millions
Granted, but with 15 kids it's on groceries for one week :lol:
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^^^Admit it, this has happened to you at least once :lol:

I wish to lend Michael enough money to buy food for his family for one year
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:18 pm
I wish to lend Michael enough money to buy food for his family for one year




Granted. But you never see that money ever again......
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Thanks :D



I wish I could pay AARR back

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Michael wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:41 pm
I wish I could pay AARR back
Granted, and I donate to the church and save it wisely...
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No I don't, I build a gigantic model railroad and invite you over :lol:

I wish to invest wisely
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 6:51 pm
I wish to invest wisely

Granted. And thank goodness for it because you are just able to keep up with Mrs AARR's spending :)
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I wish I had more time to kill

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Said no man ever :lol:
Michael wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:22 am
I wish to invest wisely. Granted. And thank goodness for it because you are just able to keep up with Mrs AARR's spending :)

I wish I had more time to kill
Granted, ~Z~ and I help you find things to do...
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You're laying down :lol:

I wish for time to waste
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Thanks guys :)
AARR wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 6:24 pm
I wish for time to waste



Granted. You signup on Facebook
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But you have no time for Railroadfan.com.......
Although there is probably a meme that says RailRoadFan.com....Wasting peoples time since 2004 :P



I wish to move west

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Michael wrote:
Fri Jul 24, 2020 1:10 pm
I wish to move west
Granted, you move to Ann Arbor, 7 square miles surrounded by reality :lol:
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But they do have Zingerman's 8)

I wish to go to Zingerman's with a bunch of the guys from RRFan.com
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Jul 24, 2020 8:00 pm
I wish to go to Zingerman's with a bunch of the guys from RRFan.com

Granted. But you are required to sit 6 feet apart and wear a mask even while you eat :?




I wish perfect my time machine

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Do you really think our politicians could get that stupid? Never say never.
Michael wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 3:02 pm
I wish to go to Zingerman's with a bunch of the guys from RRFan.com. Granted. But you are required to sit 6 feet apart and wear a mask even while you eat :?

I wish perfect my time machine
Granted, it's closer than you think :lol:
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I wish to time travel with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 4:23 pm
I wish to time travel with Michael

Granted. But the 2 of you are so dense that when you guys go back 60 years into the past you unwittingly hit on your moms :shock:
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I'm the dummy on the right and you are the dummy on the left



I wish we weren't such dummies

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Michael wrote:
Sun Jul 26, 2020 8:53 pm
I wish we weren't such dummies
Granted, instead were nerds
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I'm not sure we're any better :lol:

I wish for a new Godzilla movie where Godzilla resembles a dinosaur and not a man in a costume 8)
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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I'll take it
AARR wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 6:58 am
I wish for a new Godzilla movie where Godzilla resembles a dinosaur and not a man in a costume 8)

Granted. Instead It resembles a boy in a costume
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I wish for a greenhouse

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Michael wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 9:35 am
I wish for a greenhouse
Granted, but Mrs. Michael isn't happy with the color selection
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I wish to play a joke on Mrs. AARR
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Didn't see that coming :shock:
AARR wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 6:21 pm
I wish to play a joke on Mrs. AARR

Granted. You play a little harmless practical joke on Mrs AARR to which she seemingly takes it well. You kiss and go to sleep....
The next day you wake up naked in the desert already sunburned with no provisions
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I wish to send the A-Team to find AARR

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Michael wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 4:11 pm
I wish to send the A-Team to find AARR
Granted, and they find me just in time :lol:
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I wish to join the A-Team
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 6:36 am
I wish to join the A-Team



Granted. But they are all set as far as their tactical team so you are hired to work in the office cleaning up, making plane reservations, paper work, fielding phone calls etc....
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I wish for a wingman

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