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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:29 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish nominate AARR as ambassador to "the other website"
Granted, but they immediately cancel my membership for being irrelevant
~Z~ tolerates my irrelevancy
I wish to dominate the pickle ball tournement
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:23 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to dominate the pickle ball tournament
Granted. Total domination!
But your wife, boss & government dominate everywhere else
I wish AARR and I were neighbors
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:40 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish AARR and I were neighbors
Granted, but the "discussions" between Mrs. AARR and I keep you up all night
I wish Michael and I went to the same church
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:07 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish Michael and I went to the same church
Granted. But that means joining Michael's church which, by the way, is a doomsday cult
I wish to have a cottage along Lake Michigan
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:27 pm
by AARR
So you're Evangelical
Michael wrote:I wish Michael and I went to the same church. Granted. But that means joining Michael's church which, by the way, is a doomsday cult
I wish to have a cottage along Lake Michigan
Granted, and your kids love the rising water
I wish to create a Broadway play starring the RRFan.com posters
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 9:14 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to create a Broadway play starring the RRFan.com posters
Granted. It is called
Foamer Lives Matter and it stars a group of most portly gentlemen who play themselves....
..but the critics hate it calling it "worse than Jaws: The Revenge"
I wish to finish up work
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 7:17 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to finish up work
Granted, but you have to hustle
I wish for Fall
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:40 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish for Fall
Granted. Right off the roof while working on a Honey Do project!
Michael holds on for dear life after you clumsily knock over the ladder on your way down.....but at least it is Autumn
I wish to be visited by an Angel
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 12:13 pm
by AARR
Looks like you, SW and me
Michael wrote:I wish for Fall. Granted. Right off the roof while working on a Honey Do project! Michael holds on for dear life after you clumsily knock over the ladder on your way down.....but at least it is Autumn
I wish to be visited by an Angel
Granted, but they don't bring you any comfort
I wish for a nice cold drink
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:21 pm
by Michael
I like to believe my guardian angel is occasionally looking
AARR wrote:I wish for a nice cold drink
Granted. But it is Gazpacho
I wish for celebrate my 15 lbs weight loss with a carton of ice cream
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 7:19 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish for celebrate my 15 lbs weight loss with a carton of ice cream
Granted, but then you have to start over
I wish to gain the 15 pounds Michael lost
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:14 am
by Michael
Sounds about right 
AARR wrote:I wish to gain the 15 pounds Michael lost
Granted. But it goes straight to your butt
I wish to try something new
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:43 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to try something new
Granted, but it's not a popular choice
I wish to try something new
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:26 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to try something new
Granted. You try a new line of work but....
by the end of the day you are begging your old boss for your job back
I wish for nothing but good news
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:55 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish for nothing but good news
Granted, it's good for you and not so good for me
I wish for a reason to run
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:06 pm
by Michael
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 7:00 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish for a reason to run. Granted. You have many reasons! But your bigger problem is how girly you look running
I wish to find balance
Having a good wife helps
Please don't show this picture to Mrs. Michael 
I wish to be a bachelor
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:16 pm
by Michael
That is my screen saver
AARR wrote:I wish to be a bachelor
Granted. But you live happily ever after
I wish I had a home away from home
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2020 6:28 am
by AARR
Mrs. AARR doesn't want me to be happy
Michael wrote:I wish to be a bachelor. Granted. But you live happily ever after
I wish I had a home away from home
Granted, but it freaks out the people who already live there
I wish to be Michael's neighbor
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2020 4:26 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to be Michael's neighbor
Granted. But only after we end up in jail
I wish to find a woke free zone
