Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:I wish nominate AARR as ambassador to "the other website" :D
Granted, but they immediately cancel my membership for being irrelevant :(
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~Z~ tolerates my irrelevancy 8)

I wish to dominate the pickle ball tournement
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to dominate the pickle ball tournament


Granted. Total domination!
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But your wife, boss & government dominate everywhere else




I wish AARR and I were neighbors

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Michael wrote:I wish AARR and I were neighbors
Granted, but the "discussions" between Mrs. AARR and I keep you up all night :lol:
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I wish Michael and I went to the same church
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish Michael and I went to the same church

Granted. But that means joining Michael's church which, by the way, is a doomsday cult :lol:
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I wish to have a cottage along Lake Michigan

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So you're Evangelical :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish Michael and I went to the same church. Granted. But that means joining Michael's church which, by the way, is a doomsday cult :lol:

I wish to have a cottage along Lake Michigan
Granted, and your kids love the rising water :lol:
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I wish to create a Broadway play starring the RRFan.com posters
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to create a Broadway play starring the RRFan.com posters

Granted. It is called Foamer Lives Matter and it stars a group of most portly gentlemen who play themselves....
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..but the critics hate it calling it "worse than Jaws: The Revenge" :shock:




I wish to finish up work

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Michael wrote:I wish to finish up work
Granted, but you have to hustle :lol:
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I wish for Fall
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for Fall

Granted. Right off the roof while working on a Honey Do project!
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Michael holds on for dear life after you clumsily knock over the ladder on your way down.....but at least it is Autumn :D




I wish to be visited by an Angel

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:lol: Looks like you, SW and me
Michael wrote:I wish for Fall. Granted. Right off the roof while working on a Honey Do project! Michael holds on for dear life after you clumsily knock over the ladder on your way down.....but at least it is Autumn :D

I wish to be visited by an Angel
Granted, but they don't bring you any comfort :lol:
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I wish for a nice cold drink
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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I like to believe my guardian angel is occasionally looking :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish for a nice cold drink

Granted. But it is Gazpacho
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I wish for celebrate my 15 lbs weight loss with a carton of ice cream

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Michael wrote:I wish for celebrate my 15 lbs weight loss with a carton of ice cream
Granted, but then you have to start over :lol:
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I wish to gain the 15 pounds Michael lost
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Sounds about right :oops:
AARR wrote:I wish to gain the 15 pounds Michael lost

Granted. But it goes straight to your butt :lol:
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I wish to try something new

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Michael wrote:I wish to try something new
Granted, but it's not a popular choice :lol:
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I wish to try something new
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to try something new


Granted. You try a new line of work but....
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by the end of the day you are begging your old boss for your job back





I wish for nothing but good news

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Michael wrote:I wish for nothing but good news
Granted, it's good for you and not so good for me :(
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I wish for a reason to run
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for a reason to run

Granted. You have many reasons!
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But your bigger problem is how girly you look running :lol:




I wish to find balance

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:lol:
Michael wrote:I wish for a reason to run. Granted. You have many reasons! But your bigger problem is how girly you look running :lol:

I wish to find balance
Having a good wife helps :lol:
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Please don't show this picture to Mrs. Michael :wink:

I wish to be a bachelor
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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That is my screen saver :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish to be a bachelor



Granted. But you live happily ever after
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I wish I had a home away from home

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Mrs. AARR doesn't want me to be happy
Michael wrote:I wish to be a bachelor. Granted. But you live happily ever after

I wish I had a home away from home
Granted, but it freaks out the people who already live there :lol:
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I wish to be Michael's neighbor
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to be Michael's neighbor

Granted. But only after we end up in jail
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I wish to find a woke free zone

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