Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:15 am

Michael wrote:I wish to catch the Genie feeling magnanimous and have him grant me riches

Granted, but we get stranded on an island and have to give it up to be saved :lol:
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I wish for a self-cleaning turtle pond
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Jun 12, 2020 4:08 pm

AARR wrote:I wish for a self-cleaning turtle pond




Granted. It is you. You clean it all by yourSELF
And it less than 5 minutes you are in over your head :lol:
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I wish that AARR would call on Michael for help
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:00 am

Michael wrote:I wish that AARR would call on Michael for help

Granted, but it goes from bad to worse but we get to watch a train 8)
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I wish ~Z~ helps us
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Jun 13, 2020 11:55 am

AARR wrote:I wish ~Z~ helps us




Granted. He rides by on his bike and laughs at us.
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but we all needed a good laugh :lol:




I wish to see who will be the voice of reason
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Jun 14, 2020 7:23 am

Michael wrote:I wish to see who will be the voice of reason

Granted, as though you needed to ask :lol:
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I wish to get down with my bad self
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:52 am

AARR wrote:I wish to get down with my bad self



Granted. You start to but then Mrs AARR reminds you that you have other obligations shall we say :lol:
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I wish for an unlimited supply
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:09 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for an unlimited supply

Granted, you seem to have an unlimited supply of people upset with your ice-cream selection :lol:
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I wish Michael offers better ice-cream
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Jun 16, 2020 8:49 am

You can't please the mob

AARR wrote:I wish Michael offers better ice-cream




Granted. It is now considered the best among elite Hollywood celebs and DC politicians alike but it is ridiculously expensive too
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I wish to move to Gilligan's Island
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Jun 16, 2020 9:12 am

Michael wrote:I wish to move to Gilligan's Island

Granted, but Ginger and Maryann are replaced by these two :lol:
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Look at it as your purgatory :lol:

I wish Michael finds a happy place on Gilligan's island
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Jun 16, 2020 4:34 pm

AARR wrote:I wish Michael finds a happy place on Gilligan's island



Granted. After headhunters from another island come and take Thing 1 & Thing 2, Michael is able to find a quiet happy place.
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The End :lol:





I wish to fix my mistakes
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Jun 17, 2020 7:20 am

Michael wrote:I wish to fix my mistakes

Granted, and with my assistance we rock it out :lol:
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I wish Michael and I start a handyman service
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Jun 17, 2020 3:10 pm

AARR wrote:I wish Michael and I start a handyman service




Granted. But the women find us neither handy nor handsome......
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.....and as a result, we have yet another failed business venture.
On the bright side, at least we don't end up in jail. :lol:



I wish to get the benefit of the doubt
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Jun 18, 2020 6:54 am

Michael wrote:I wish to get the benefit of the doubt

Granted, but Mrs. Michael knows you too well :lol:
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I wish to be the driver of a clown car
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:45 am

AARR wrote:I wish to be the driver of a clown car




Granted, But you immediately regret it after hitting a squirrel
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Don't worry the squirrel is ok :lol:





I wish to have an escape plan
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:37 pm

:lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to be the driver of a clown car. Granted, But you immediately regret it after hitting a squirrel. Don't worry the squirrel is ok :lol:

I wish to have an escape plan

Granted, but I wish you would do less thinky and more help me worky :lol:
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I wish to drive the get away car
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Jun 20, 2020 12:23 pm

It nice to be appreciated :D

AARR wrote:I wish to drive the get away car




Granted. But it is not until that very moment that we realize just how inexperienced at driving you are
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I wish for a nice thunderstorm
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Jun 20, 2020 3:24 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for a nice thunderstorm

Granted, but even thunderstorms turn into sexists arguments :lol:
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I wish for a thunderstorm too
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:21 pm

AARR wrote:I wish for a thunderstorm too




Granted. It pours for hours and you enjoy every minutes of it until......
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I wish to savor the flavor
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Jun 21, 2020 7:17 am

Michael wrote:I wish to savor the flavor

Granted, Nathan for You has a flavor for you :lol:


I wish Michael and I develop a get rich quick scheme
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Jun 21, 2020 11:53 am

AARR wrote:I wish Michael and I develop a get rich quick scheme



Granted! But we get someone else rich quick :cry:
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