Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:I wish to turn the tide
Granted, but there will be some pain :o
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I wish to swim against the current
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That might leave a mark :lol:
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Michael wrote:I wish to swim against the current


Granted. But doing so you end up in the middle of the ocean before you know it. Too tired to make it back to shore
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But hey, at least you don't have to listen to a total stranger complain anymore :lol:




I wish for a tactical strike....from God 8)

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I hear drowning is more peaceful than listening to complaining :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to swim against the current. Granted. But doing so you end up in the middle of the ocean before you know it. Too tired to make it back to shore. But hey, at least you don't have to listen to a total stranger complain anymore :lol:

I wish for a tactical strike....from God 8)
Granted, but you're the target :shock:
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I wish for a sports station that talks about sports instead of current events :x
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Not the first time...won't be the last :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish for a sports station that talks about sports instead of current events :x



Granted. But it is a small high school radio station in the Yukon covering mostly dog sledding races.
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Still better than anything around here :lol:




I wish to be not afraid

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My sports station actually talked about sports today. I almost cried from happiness. :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish for a sports station that talks about sports instead of current events :x. Granted. But it is a small high school radio station in the Yukon covering mostly dog sledding races. Still better than anything around here :lol:

I wish to be not afraid
Granted, and you will also get your run in too :lol:
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I wish Michael bangs those symbols
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AARR wrote:I wish Michael bangs those symbols


Granted. Although Michael has his suspicions that image is photoshopped since penguins and polar bear live on different poles, he still takes you advice to poke the bear but......
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Michael's last words were I HAVE NO REGRETS :lol:



I wish to restore sanity

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Michael wrote:I wish to restore sanity
Granted, but it drives you insane so I share my theme song with you :lol:


I wish Michael and I share the same mental hospital cell
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AARR wrote:I wish Michael and I share the same mental hospital cell


Granted. But we get stuck with Nurse Ratched
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I wish that we escape

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I can handle nurse Ratched :wink:
Michael wrote:I wish Michael and I share the same mental hospital cell. Granted. But we get stuck with Nurse Ratched

I wish that we escape
Granted, but I insist on leading and we end up in jail :lol:
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At least we make a great comedy movie :lol:

I wish Michael would have led our escape
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AARR wrote:I wish Michael would have led our escape

Granted. But his idea ends badly
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I wish to thank all us NONessential workers :lol:

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Michael wrote:I wish to thank all us NONessential workers :lol:
Granted, Gov. Whitmer appreciates your support :lol:
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I wish to live in Alaska
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AARR wrote:I wish to live in Alaska


Granted. Alaksa. Wide open spaces. Fresh food. Awesome Railroad
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Beautiful scenery
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Plenty of wildlife
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But here is where you live.........
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On the tiny island of Diomede just across from Russia. Population 101. 100 Eskimos and you.
Your chief activities are drinking, keeping warm and trying to survive :lol:




I wish to visit AARR

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:lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to live in Alaska. Granted. Alaksa. Wide open spaces. Fresh food. Awesome Railroad. Beautiful scenery. Plenty of wildlife. But here is where you live......... On the tiny island of Diomede just across from Russia. Population 101. 100 Eskimos and you. Your chief activities are drinking, keeping warm and trying to survive :lol:

I wish to visit AARR
Granted, and I keep you entertained outdoors by disguising ourselves as bears so they don't attack us :lol:
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I wish Michael celebrates with me that COVID-19 disappeared and is no longer a threat
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish Michael celebrates with me that COVID-19 disappeared and is no longer a threat

Granted. Wuhan Flu is not a threat but TDS is is on the rise!
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We celebrate only to be arrested!
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I wish we could make a wish that doesn't have us end up in prison :cry:

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Michael wrote:I wish we could make a wish that doesn't have us end up in prison :cry:
Granted, instead we end up at a Hillary / Joe motivational speech
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We'd both rather go to jail :lol:

I wish to dive from a 100' cliff
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to dive from a 100' cliff

Granted But it doesn't go as planned
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and it just gets worse
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And ironically you get arrested and under up in jail :lol:
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I wish for a happy ending

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:lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to dive from a 100' cliff. Granted But it doesn't go as planned. and it just gets worse. And ironically you get arrested and under up in jail :lol:

I wish for a happy ending
Granted, But it's not your happy ending :lol:
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I wish for a content ending
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for a content ending


Granted. But what that actually means is censorship
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I wish waste the day

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Michael wrote:I wish waste the day
Granted, you set a record for posts in a day at RailroadFan.com :lol:
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Z names an award in your honor :lol:

I wish the picture would display :(
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish the picture would display :(

Granted.
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That is it no corruption. In fact, you caught the Genie feeling magnanimous and was going to grant your wish corruption free but you wasted it on this....
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:lol:
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I wish to catch the Genie feeling magnanimous and have him grant me riches

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