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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Sun May 17, 2020 9:28 am
by AARR
Don't judge me by my shoes :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish my ankle would heal. Granted. But your doctor assures you these special orthopedic high heel shoes are the only way it will heal. Oddly enough you seem to enjoy the extra lift they give you.

I wish I had better ideas

Granted, but we don't understand :?


I wish Michael explains his better idea

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Sun May 17, 2020 8:22 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish Michael explains his better idea




Granted and it is crazy but.....
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Still better





I wish to preach to the choir

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 6:47 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to preach to the choir

Granted, but it's not a very good choir :lol:


I wish for a mulligan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 2:28 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish for a mulligan




Granted. But so does Mrs AARR :shock:
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I wish for serenity

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 6:18 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish for serenity

Granted, 8)
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I wish for to hide the bodies

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 8:29 pm
by Michael
It really is a good point. The only thing we can change it ourselves.

AARR wrote:I wish for to hide the bodies



Granted. Michael helps you but can you trust him?
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I wish stick to my diet

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Tue May 19, 2020 6:50 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish stick to my diet

Granted, it's the Michael Phelps diet :lol:


I wish to join Michael's diet

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Tue May 19, 2020 6:10 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to join Michael's diet




Granted. But Michael does most of the eating :roll:
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I wish to try acupuncture

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Tue May 19, 2020 6:21 pm
by AARR
:lol: I'm rooting you on
Michael wrote:I wish to join Michael's diet. Granted. But Michael does most of the eating :roll:

I wish to try acupuncture

Granted, but you do it wrong :shock:
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I wish to assist Michael accupuncture

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Tue May 19, 2020 6:29 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to assist Michael acupuncture




Granted. But it requires ssing Michael in the nude :shock:
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I wish to try the world best pizza

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Wed May 20, 2020 6:47 am
by AARR
Dude, I'm eating breakfast when I read this :evil: :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to assist Michael acupuncture. Granted. But it requires assisting Michael in the nude :shock:

I wish to try the world best pizza

Granted, but you have to share it and your dog isn't into sharing :lol:
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I wish to forget that whole acupuncture thing

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Wed May 20, 2020 9:36 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to forget that whole acupuncture thing




Granted. After a short stay in the state hospital for night terrors you are given electroshock therapy
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but since it doesn't help you forget those horrible images you are given a lobotomy and now you can't remember anything :cry:
I guess I should have just used my neuralizer on AARR instead :lol:
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I wish to know if anyone in any government is ever held accountable?

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Thu May 21, 2020 6:46 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to know if anyone in any government is ever held accountable?

Not often enough
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I wish for to play golf with Michael

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Thu May 21, 2020 1:28 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish for to play golf with Michael



Granted. But you discover that Michael is as obnoxious on the golf course as he is online :lol:
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I wish that AARR gives me another chance :)

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Fri May 22, 2020 8:24 am
by AARR
:lol:
Michael wrote:I wish for to play golf with Michael. Granted. But you discover that Michael is as obnoxious on the golf course as he is online :lol:

I wish that AARR gives me another chance :)

Granted, but you discover I'll cheat to win :lol:
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I wish Michael lets me win

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Fri May 22, 2020 5:34 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish Michael lets me win




Granted. Despite all your cheating Michael looks the other way and let's you win....
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....but all your cheating cost you quite a bit of money :lol:



I wish that AARR and I go putt putt golfing instead

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Sat May 23, 2020 7:15 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish that AARR and I go putt putt golfing instead

Granted, but I embarrass you while celebrating a hole in one :lol:
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I wish to fish with Michael

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Sat May 23, 2020 9:56 am
by Michael
I can live with that :D

AARR wrote:I wish to fish with Michael




Granted. We go for the BIG fish
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But Michael keeps saying you're gonna need a bigger boat
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But you just keep singing sea shanties
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and drinking beer
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and in the end you go down with the fish :lol:
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I wish AARR had listen to me

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Sun May 24, 2020 7:28 am
by AARR
Touché :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to fish with Michael. Granted. We go for the BIG fish. But Michael keeps saying you're gonna need a bigger boat. But you just keep singing sea shanties.
and drinking beer. and in the end you go down with the fish :lol: .

I wish AARR had listen to me

Granted, and now I have to live with this vision :lol:
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I wish to jump ship

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Mon May 25, 2020 8:33 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to jump ship



Granted but you so in the open ocean in a huge storm
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We never do find you :cry:




I wish to waste not want not