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Don't judge me by my shoes

Michael wrote:I wish my ankle would heal. Granted. But your doctor assures you these special orthopedic high heel shoes are the only way it will heal. Oddly enough you seem to enjoy the extra lift they give you.

I wish I had better ideas

Granted, but we don't understand


I wish Michael explains his better idea

AARR wrote:I wish Michael explains his better idea

Granted and it is crazy but.....

Still better





I wish to preach to the choir

Michael wrote:I wish to preach to the choir

Granted, but it's not a very good choir


I wish for a mulligan

AARR wrote:I wish for a mulligan

Granted. But so does Mrs AARR




I wish for serenity

Michael wrote:I wish for serenity

Granted,
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I wish for to hide the bodies

It really is a good point. The only thing we can change it ourselves.

AARR wrote:I wish for to hide the bodies

Granted. Michael helps you but can you trust him?





I wish stick to my diet

Michael wrote:I wish stick to my diet

Granted, it's the Michael Phelps diet


I wish to join Michael's diet

AARR wrote:I wish to join Michael's diet

Granted. But Michael does most of the eating





I wish to try acupuncture

I'm rooting you on

Michael wrote:I wish to join Michael's diet. Granted. But Michael does most of the eating

I wish to try acupuncture

Granted, but you do it wrong


I wish to assist Michael accupuncture

AARR wrote:I wish to assist Michael acupuncture

Granted. But it requires ssing Michael in the nude






I wish to try the world best pizza

Dude, I'm eating breakfast when I read this

Michael wrote:I wish to assist Michael acupuncture. Granted. But it requires assisting Michael in the nude

I wish to try the world best pizza

Granted, but you have to share it and your dog isn't into sharing


I wish to forget that whole acupuncture thing

AARR wrote:I wish to forget that whole acupuncture thing

Granted. After a short stay in the state hospital for night terrors you are given electroshock therapy

but since it doesn't help you forget those horrible images you are given a lobotomy and now you can't remember anything
I guess I should have just used my neuralizer on AARR instead





I wish to know if anyone in any government is ever held accountable?

Michael wrote:I wish to know if anyone in any government is ever held accountable?

Not often enough


I wish for to play golf with Michael

AARR wrote:I wish for to play golf with Michael

Granted. But you discover that Michael is as obnoxious on the golf course as he is online






I wish that AARR gives me another chance

Michael wrote:I wish for to play golf with Michael. Granted. But you discover that Michael is as obnoxious on the golf course as he is online

I wish that AARR gives me another chance

Granted, but you discover I'll cheat to win


I wish Michael lets me win

AARR wrote:I wish Michael lets me win

Granted. Despite all your cheating Michael looks the other way and let's you win....

....but all your cheating cost you quite a bit of money



I wish that AARR and I go putt putt golfing instead

Michael wrote:I wish that AARR and I go putt putt golfing instead

Granted, but I embarrass you while celebrating a hole in one


I wish to fish with Michael

I can live with that

AARR wrote:I wish to fish with Michael

Granted. We go for the BIG fish


But Michael keeps saying you're gonna need a bigger boat



But you just keep singing sea shanties


and drinking beer


and in the end you go down with the fish




I wish AARR had listen to me

Touché

Michael wrote:I wish to fish with Michael. Granted. We go for the BIG fish. But Michael keeps saying you're gonna need a bigger boat. But you just keep singing sea shanties.
and drinking beer. and in the end you go down with the fish .

I wish AARR had listen to me

Granted, and now I have to live with this vision


I wish to jump ship

AARR wrote:I wish to jump ship

Granted but you so in the open ocean in a huge storm

We never do find you




I wish to waste not want not