Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu May 07, 2020 7:26 pm

Michael wrote:I wish SW would post his one last corrupted wish :lol:

Granted, but it's political and religious so Z locks down Corrupt a Wish for good.
So you and I sabotage the brakes on Z's bike and he has an "accident" on his next bike ride :lol:
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I wish Z doesn't find out who sabotaged his bike
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri May 08, 2020 12:27 pm

AARR wrote:I wish Z doesn't find out who sabotaged his bike



Granted. But the guilt slowly drives you both mad.....First Michael....
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Then you after Michael stops posting in the Super Long Threads :lol:
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I wish to be wrong
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri May 08, 2020 7:03 pm

:lol: Don't ever leave me Bro
Michael wrote:I wish Z doesn't find out who sabotaged his bike. Granted. But the guilt slowly drives you both mad.....First Michael....Then you after Michael stops posting in the Super Long Threads :lol:

I wish to be wrong

Granted, but it's complicated :?
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I wish to be right
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat May 09, 2020 8:33 am

AARR wrote:I wish to be right



Granted. Absolutely right........
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But absolutely unhappy because every married man knows you can't be right and happy :lol:






I wish to be a risk taker
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat May 09, 2020 9:47 am

Word :!:
Michael wrote:I wish to be right. Granted. Absolutely right........But absolutely unhappy because every married man knows you can't be right and happy :lol:

I wish to be a risk taker

Granted, you wore white before Labor Day :lol:
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I wish to take risks
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun May 10, 2020 8:19 pm

That hasn't happen to me in months :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish to take risks



Granted. You shake hands with Michael in public

I'm the fat guy of course




I wish to write a children book
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon May 11, 2020 6:58 am

Michael wrote:I wish to write a children book

Granted, but sometimes many a true statement is said in jest :lol:
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I wish to draw the pictures in Michael's children's book
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon May 11, 2020 2:12 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to draw the pictures in Michael's children's book



Granted. But you lack any real talent in that area
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and coupled with Michael's lack of any talent in writing, you guys once again fail in your latest business venture :lol:





I wish for big salad
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon May 11, 2020 6:24 pm

What do you mean? That's a great picture! :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to draw the pictures in Michael's children's book. Granted. But you lack any real talent in that area. and coupled with Michael's lack of any talent in writing, you guys once again fail in your latest business venture :lol:

I wish for big salad

Granted, but apparently it's funny :lol:
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Stupid advertisements :roll:

I wish for a commercial that doesn't insult my intelligence
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue May 12, 2020 1:21 pm

Are you saying that salad doesn't make you pretty and happy??? Next you will tell me that political ads are bull :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish for a commercial that doesn't insult my intelligence



Granted.
But at 24 hours long, this commercial insults all your other senses




I wish for more will power
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue May 12, 2020 1:55 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for more will power

Granted, but you picked a bad time to start
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Full of iron and vitamins with no calories :lol:

I wish for the power to will
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed May 13, 2020 9:21 am

I pick a bad time for everything :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish for the power to will




Granted. But the very first thing you will is the manufacturing of cheap, less caloric cheesecake
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Big mistake. All cheesecake now is made in China where is is produced by slave labor using mostly tofu and saw dust along with a few other questionable ingredients. In addition, the cheap prices drove all the good local places out of business. Simple economics. :lol:



I wish I had better timing
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed May 13, 2020 7:20 pm

Michael wrote:I wish I had better timing

Granted, nice catch! :lol:
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I wish to have a better time
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu May 14, 2020 9:28 am

AARR wrote:I wish to have a better time




Granted. Your day starts out better than Z
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but still ends up the same as yesterday :(
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I wish to shadow AARR for a day
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu May 14, 2020 2:25 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to shadow AARR for a day

Granted, but you are disappointed to see that I "weep" most of the day :cry: :lol:
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I wish to shadow Michael
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu May 14, 2020 8:05 pm

Your secret is safe with me :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish to shadow Michael




Granted. You spend a fun filled day playing with kids
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Homeschooling
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changing diapers
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and taking IT phone calls
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The good news is we sneak away for a bit to watch trains
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The bad news is that the kids find us. :lol:




I wish for some better food
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri May 15, 2020 6:53 am

I'm not only a friend but can be your nanny too :lol:
Michael wrote:The bad news is that the kids find us. :lol:

I wish for some better food

Granted, but you're someplace other than America where this is considered better food :shock:
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I wish for an apple Hostess fruit pie 8)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri May 15, 2020 8:51 am

AARR wrote:I wish for an apple Hostess fruit pie 8)




Granted. But only after you hulk out and kill a gang to get it
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Thanks!




I wish to get an hour run in today
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat May 16, 2020 7:14 am

I guess I really wanted that Hostess fruit pie :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish for an apple Hostess fruit pie 8). Granted. But only after you hulk out and kill a gang to get it. Thanks!

I wish to get an hour run in today

Granted, it helps to have some motivation :lol:
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I wish my ankle would heal
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun May 17, 2020 9:05 am

AARR wrote:I wish my ankle would heal




Granted. But your doctor assures you these special orthopedic high heel shoes are the only way it will heal
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Oddly enough you seem to enjoy the extra lift they give you





I wish I had better ideas
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