Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Apr 29, 2020 7:23 pm

:lol: I'll join you
Michael wrote:I wish to know why Michael wished Kroger would stop tooting their own horn :? Granted. But a simple trip into the mind of Michael is a trip down the rabbit hole

I wish there were flowers in the trees all year round

Granted, but there are also giant hornets year round :shock:
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And that is real :o

I wish all insects died
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:26 pm

AARR wrote:I wish all insects died



Granted.
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Along with all other life on Earth




I wish to speak my mind
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:24 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to speak my mind

Granted, but only your dog listens
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Well, not anymore :lol:

I wish my mind would tell me what to say
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:23 pm

AARR wrote:I wish my mind would tell me what to say



Granted. But your wife tells your mind what to tell you to say
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I wish I could find a 15 foot trampoline for sale
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri May 01, 2020 8:15 am

True that :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish my mind would tell me what to say. Granted. But your wife tells your mind what to tell you to say.

I wish I could find a 15 foot trampoline for sale

Granted, but you laugh so hard at your kids Fails you pee your pants :lol:

Because that's what good dads do :lol:

I wish someone would offer to wire my model railroad
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri May 01, 2020 11:49 am

:lol:

AARR wrote:I wish someone would offer to wire my model railroad



Granted. Michael offers his expertise :D
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Although he wires it to exploded :lol:




I wish to get a longer vacation
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat May 02, 2020 7:07 am

You're hired :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish someone would offer to wire my model railroad. Granted. Michael offers his expertise :D . Although he wires it to exploded :lol:

I wish to get a longer vacation

Granted, you're jailed for being a white conservative male but at least you have the name for your next boy :lol:
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I wish to join Michael in prison
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun May 03, 2020 10:16 am

AARR wrote:I wish to join Michael in prison



Granted. We both get jailed for defying the governor's order to not go to the beach.
Fortunately the prisons are releasing the violent criminals to make sure they don't get corona to make room for us real troublemakers :roll:
Unfortunately we are both put in solitary confinement so we never see each other or anyone else for that matter. No RRFan.com either :shock:
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I wish to enjoy the nice weather
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun May 03, 2020 11:24 am

Michael wrote:I wish to enjoy the nice weather

Granted, but don't forget to Social Distance :lol:
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I wish I was 6'6" tall
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon May 04, 2020 11:10 am

AARR wrote:I wish I was 6'6" tall



Granted!
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But you are also 525 lbs




I wish that the city would pickup all my trash
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon May 04, 2020 11:28 am

Michael wrote:I wish that the city would pickup all my trash

Granted, they dump in your neighbors yard and you mistakenly think he's having a garage sale and rebuy it :lol:
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I wish Michael would have a garage sale
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon May 04, 2020 12:17 pm

AARR wrote:I wish Michael would have a garage sale




Granted. Unfortunately most of the stuff for sale is all stuff Michael "borrowed" from you :shock:
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I wish to maintain my dignity
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon May 04, 2020 6:35 pm

We'll stimulate the economy :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish Michael would have a garage sale. Granted. Unfortunately most of the stuff for sale is all stuff Michael "borrowed" from you :shock:

I wish to maintain my dignity

Granted, but your dad sense of humor takes over :lol:
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I wish to embarrass my kids
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue May 05, 2020 1:10 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to embarrass my kids



Granted. But they embarrass you right back by posting your old school photos :lol:
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I wish to wrap up work early and railfan
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue May 05, 2020 6:48 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to wrap up work early and railfan

Granted, you, Z, SW and I go railfanning...sort of :lol:
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I wish to catch a large fish
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed May 06, 2020 8:46 am

AARR wrote:I wish to catch a large fish



Granted. Very large!
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Although there is some dispute as to who caught who :lol:



I wish for an end to pandering
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed May 06, 2020 9:17 am

Michael wrote:I wish for an end to pandering

Granted, instead there's more bribing :(
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I wish all cars had diesel horns
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed May 06, 2020 10:44 am

AARR wrote:I wish all cars had diesel horns



Granted. But you immediately regret it after a car creeps up behind you and unexpectedly lays on the diesel horn while you are bike riding :shock:
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I wish to see our economy come back to life
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed May 06, 2020 7:14 pm

That's happened to me...sort of :lol: :oops:
Michael wrote:I wish all cars had diesel horns. Granted. But you immediately regret it after a car creeps up behind you and unexpectedly lays on the diesel horn while you are bike riding :shock:

I wish to see our economy come back to life

Granted, but you miss it because you're posting at RailroadFan.com :lol: (I'm cool with that 8) )
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I wish to be captain of a ship
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu May 07, 2020 2:17 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to be captain of a ship




Granted. But the Captain always goes down with the ship
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I wish SW would post his one last corrupted wish :lol:
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