Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Apr 18, 2020 4:23 pm

Incorrect, the answer is Michael never gets a day off :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to see how Michael spends a day off. Granted. But after 10 minutes of boredom you wander off to watch the grass grow

I wish watch the paint dry, assuming of course it was legal to buy paint in Michigan :roll:

Granted, but you are in trouble with Mrs. Michael....and God :lol:
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I wish to do something more exciting than watch grass grow
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Apr 18, 2020 6:36 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to do something more exciting than watch grass grow




Granted. You join me watching the paint dry
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But we both get in trouble, although you more than me :lol:




I wish to avoid discussing politics (kind of ironic hu?) :lol:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Apr 19, 2020 7:22 am

Michael wrote:I wish to avoid discussing politics (kind of ironic hu?) :lol:

Granted, instead there's a huge argument about the location of a Where Is It picture you post :shock:
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It ends by everyone agreeing it was your fault for posting the picture :lol:

I wish PSG and TW would post here again
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Apr 19, 2020 9:57 am

:lol:

AARR wrote:I wish PSG and TW would post here again



Granted. But they both come back to post the disturbing fact that they are now a couple and that they have forsaken railfanning for the more sophisticated art of broadway musicals :lol:
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I wish to be prepared
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:53 am

Michael wrote:I wish to be prepared

Granted, you're prepared for the next round of political debates :lol:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:57 am

AARR wrote:I wish to be prepared




Granted. But Mrs AARR finds your goulish preparations to be too much
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I wish have a light work day
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:27 am

Michael wrote:I wish have a light work day

Granted, but Mrs. Michael's plans for you over-ride the genie's :lol:
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But she has a reward system for you too 8)

I wish to live like a king
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:01 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to live like a king



Granted. King Kong
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You get chased up a building then shot down




I wish to run a taco truck with AARR
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Apr 22, 2020 6:27 am

:lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to live like a king. Granted. King Kong You get chased up a building then shot down

I wish to run a taco truck with AARR

Granted, but AARR gets it mixed up with Tofo and it fails :lol:
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I wish to run a Coney Island with Michael and sell cheese burgers
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Apr 22, 2020 11:03 am

AARR wrote:I wish to run a Coney Island with Michael and sell cheese burgers



Granted. After your huge mistake with the Tofu Truck :roll: we poured every penny we own into this Coney Island business but we opened on March 12th
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Closed on March 13th :lol:






I wish to skip to next Monday
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:51 am

Should we have opened March 11th? :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to run a Coney Island with Michael and sell cheese burgers. Granted. After your huge mistake with the Tofu Truck :roll: we poured every penny we own into this Coney Island business but we opened on March 12th. Closed on March 13th :lol:

I wish to skip to next Monday

Granted, but it's worse than the last Monday :lol:
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I wish to skip to Friday
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Apr 23, 2020 3:34 pm

I was trying to remember when everything shut down :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish to skip to Friday



Granted. But you miss work on Thursday and don't get paid.
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You take it like a man though :lol:



I wish to see how AARR spends his stimulus check
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:34 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to see how AARR spends his stimulus check

Granted, to Mrs. AARR :lol: :oops:
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I wish to know where Michael spends his stimulus check
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:25 am

AARR wrote:I wish to know where Michael spends his stimulus check


Granted. But you are shocked to discover that Michael has multiple wives and families! :shock:
Ok. So maybe you are not shocked :lol:



I wish to do some exploring down here in South Carolina
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Apr 25, 2020 9:33 am

Do the Mrs. Michael's know :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to know where Michael spends his stimulus check. Granted. But you are shocked to discover that Michael has multiple wives and families! :shock: Ok. So maybe you are not shocked :lol:

I wish to do some exploring down here in South Carolina

Granted, and that's your story and you're sticking to it :lol:
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I wish to convince Mrs. AARR that I'm not lost, I'm exploring.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:13 am

AARR wrote:I wish to convince Mrs. AARR that I'm not lost, I'm exploring.




Granted. But she convinces you that she is not shopping
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She is just doing market research :lol:



I wish to be a bomb defuser
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:39 am

:lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to convince Mrs. AARR that I'm not lost, I'm exploring. Granted. But she convinces you that she is not shopping. She is just doing market research :lol:

I wish to be a bomb defuser

Granted, and for a brief moment you were an expert. :lol:
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I wish to be Michael's assistant
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:09 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to be Michael's assistant




Granted. But now that Michael is hospitalized, being Michael's assistant means spoon feeding him and changing his bedpan.
Thank you :lol:




I wish Kroger's would stop tooting their own horn
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Apr 28, 2020 6:45 pm

Where is the throwing up emoji :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to be Michael's assistant. Granted. But now that Michael is hospitalized, being Michael's assistant means spoon feeding him and changing his bedpan.
Thank you :lol:

I wish Kroger's would stop tooting their own horn

Granted, instead the toot their horn about murder :lol:
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I wish to know why Michael wished Kroger would stop tooting their own horn :?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Apr 29, 2020 6:40 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to know why Michael wished Kroger would stop tooting their own horn :?



Granted. But a simple trip into the mind of Michael is a trip down the rabbit hole
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