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Michael wrote:I wish I had placed on a bet on The Chiefs winning yesterday

Granted, they won but didn't cover the spread so your booky wants his money but you don't have enough so instead you get smacked around

You're still a handsome man though

I wish I had Michael's IQ

AARR wrote:I wish I had Michael's IQ

Granted. But it requires hitting yourself in the head with a brick

Mrs AARR is none to happy






I wish to try something new

Michael wrote:I wish to try something new

Granted, you try new vows


I wish to take new vows

AARR wrote:I wish to take new vows

Granted. The vow of obedience







I wish to party like it's 1985

Michael wrote:I wish to party like it's 1985

Granted, and you gather with your 1985 friends

You scare your little kids

I wish to party like it's 1699 with Al Yankjovic

AARR wrote:I wish to party like it's 1699 with Al Yankjovic

Granted. But 2 of you have lice, scurvy and the bubonic plague





I wish to quit while I'm ahead

Michael wrote:I wish to quit while I'm ahead

Granted, but you get run over by those behind you


I wish to trail the pack

AARR wrote:I wish to trail the pack

Granted. But Michael has to quit while he is ahead to come to the end of the pack to help you finish the race





I wish for brush it off

Michael wrote:I wish for brush it off

Granted, but Jesus saw you


I wish for assistance

AARR wrote:I wish for assistance

Granted. Road Side Assistance......

But beware!




I wish to assist AARR

Michael wrote:I wish to assist AARR

Granted, you distract the lion while I escape


I wish to repay Michael for his assistance

AARR wrote:I wish to repay Michael for his assistance

Granted. But he is insulted by your sub sandwich as repayment for saving your life and losing his legs in the process....

He eats it anyways





I wish I was a great public speaker

Michael wrote:I wish I was a great public speaker

Granted, but you give a militant vegan crowd a great speech about the benefits of eating meat and they don't appreciate your great public speaking skills


I wish to throw eggs at my political rivals

AARR wrote:I wish to throw eggs at my political rivals

Granted. But your political rivals throw rocks, acid, and molotov cocktails back

But this image is funnier







I wish to shine the light of truth

Michael wrote:I wish to shine the light of truth

Granted, but the audience is blind and can't see light and your great public speaking skills about the benefits of coal as an energy source fail against this group of environmental activists


I wish to resize pictures I post here so they are smaller

AARR wrote:I wish to resize pictures I post here so they are smaller

Granted. But now they are too small

. <------- There it is......I think





I wish to be prepared

Michael wrote:I wish to be prepared

Granted, but how do you prepare to be stomped on by Godzilla


I wish t protect my friend Michael from being stomped on by Godzilla

AARR wrote:I wish t protect my friend Michael from being stomped on by Godzilla

Granted. You risk your life for Michael and all you get from him is a lousy T-Shirt






I wish AARR and I were Billionaires

Michael wrote:I wish AARR and I were Billionaires

Granted, but it changes us


I wish Michael and I were smarter

AARR wrote:I wish Michael and I were smarter

Granted.......But not by much







I wish to eat like no one is watching