Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Jan 23, 2020 7:01 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to never see another commercial for vaginal dryness :(

Granted, instead they're replaced with these commercials :lol:
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I wish to express myself
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:20 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to express myself



Granted. But now Mrs AARR likes you even less
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I wish to take care of business
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:47 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to take care of business

Granted, but you go insane :lol:
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I wish my physical ailments would heal
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:20 pm

AARR wrote:I wish my physical ailments would heal



Granted. But your mental ailments never heal
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I wish to gloat
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:42 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to gloat

Granted, but you lose the Most Humble Man award to Don Simon :lol:
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I wish to accept my award
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:11 am

AARR wrote:I wish to accept my award



Granted. But it is posthumously
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I wish to deck the halls
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Jan 26, 2020 1:00 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to deck the halls

Granted, but it looks like that's going to leave a mark :lol:
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I wish to win at anything
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:34 am

AARR wrote:I wish to win at anything




Granted. I don't know what it is but it is nothing to be proud of
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I wish to get the ball rolling
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:51 am

Michael wrote:I wish to get the ball rolling

Granted, and afterwards you can figure out the lesson :lol:
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I wish to walk a mile in Michael's shoes :lol:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:02 am

AARR wrote:I wish to walk a mile in Michael's shoes :lol:



Granted. But his show are way too small and your foot are nothing but blisters

I spared us the photo :D




I wish for a bonus
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Jan 28, 2020 6:37 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for a bonus

Granted, it's not very much but it's great quality :lol:
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I wish for a bonus with both quality and quanitity
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Jan 29, 2020 3:44 pm

AARR wrote:I wish for a bonus with both quality and quantity



Granted. You get this mug
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but it's because your wife is pregnant ....Bonus! :lol:





I wish for an early spring
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Jan 29, 2020 6:47 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for an early spring

Granted, but that means early mosquitos :o
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I wish for no mosquitos 8)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:04 pm

AARR wrote:I wish for no mosquitos 8)



Granted. But politicians take their place
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I wish that AARR and Michael get a chance to hang out trackside
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:27 pm

Michael wrote:I wish that AARR and Michael get a chance to hang out trackside

Granted, but we learn that when we're together we're no angels :lol:
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But we sure laugh alot :lol:

I wish Michael would join me for fossil hunting
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:26 pm

AARR wrote:I wish Michael would join me for fossil hunting




Granted, and the 2 of them have a great time but come across this NO TRESPASSING sign a little too late :shock:
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I wish to be more observant
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:36 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to be more observant

Granted, so you see this is a lion attacking you but old -age has slowed your reflexes to run away :lol:
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I wish to be more observant too
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Feb 01, 2020 5:22 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to be more observant too




Granted. But all it get you is more work
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I wish for every healthy food I ate I could eat something less healthy
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:01 am

Michael wrote:I wish for every healthy food I ate I could eat something less healthy

Granted, but you have to jog a few extra miles to burn the extra calories from the brownie you at :lol

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I wish to know why Michael wants to make DLST a 2 hour change?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:52 am

AARR wrote:I wish to know why Michael wants to make DLST a 2 hour change?




Granted. But you discover that Michael is a complete idiot
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Although you already had your suspicions :lol:







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