Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Jan 11, 2020 10:13 am

Michael wrote:I wish to catch up

Granted :lol:
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I wish to speed up
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Jan 13, 2020 1:17 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to speed up




Granted. But you probably should have slowed down :shock:
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I wish for more joy
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:14 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for more joy

Granted, you get her 24/7 :lol:
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I wish Michael gets more Joy
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:26 pm

AARR wrote:I wish Michael gets more Joy



Granted. But by Michael having more joy he posts less in the Super Long Threads which brings AARR less joy :(




I wish to come up with an an unconventional solution
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:49 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to come up with an an unconventional solution

Granted, but you read the directions wrong :lol:
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I wish to understand the directions
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:43 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to understand the directions




Granted. But following them was a bad idea
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I wish to to be a handyman
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:37 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to to be a handyman

Granted, but as Red Green says,

:lol:

I wish the women find me handsome
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:50 am

AARR wrote:I wish the women find me handsome



Granted. Quite handsome......
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and also quite dead. Mrs AARR is the jealous type :shock:






I wish to let the dogs out
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:02 am

Michael wrote:I wish to let the dogs out

Granted, but they all want to play with you :lol:
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And you discover your cat has a mean streak :lol:

I wish to play with the dogs Michael's cat let out
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:08 am

AARR wrote:I wish to play with the dogs Michael's cat let out




Granted. But these dogs have a different version of "play"
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Good thing you are used to running :lol:





I wish to be an international man of mystery
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:56 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to be an international man of mystery

Granted, but it's not James Bond instead you're...
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I prefer Mr. Bean too :lol:

I wish to be indispensable
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Jan 18, 2020 7:28 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to be indispensable



Granted. But in order to be indispensable you have to agree to work 7 days a week
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I wish to sleep in
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:17 am

Michael wrote:I wish to sleep in

Granted, but you know what happens when you aren't awake :lol:


I wish to know what Michael's pets do when he is sleeping in :lol:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:20 pm

Sounds about right

AARR wrote:I wish to know what Michael's pets do when he is sleeping in :lol:




Granted. But it is just as you suspected. They are sneaking into your yard and pooping
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I wish that AARR and I would find real treasure
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:14 pm

Michael wrote:I wish that AARR and I would find real treasure

I know I'm supposed to say heaven but in this life this is the treasure were after...
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One moment of happiness :lol:

I wish Michael and me hike an old railroad ROW
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:08 am

AARR wrote:I wish Michael and me hike an old railroad ROW




Granted. and they have a kick ass time!
But the ROW wasn't actually abandoned :shock:
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I wish to make a good movie
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:39 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to make a good movie

Granted, but it is good at being bad :lol:


I wish to see the outtakes of Michael's good movie
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Jan 22, 2020 5:00 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to see the outtakes of Michael's good movie



Granted. But you have to sit through hours and hours of daytime TV just to see it
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I wish keep my stride
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:30 pm

Michael wrote:I wish keep my stride

Granted, but it's a silly stride :lol:
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I wish to power walk
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:56 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to power walk





Granted. But it looks ridiculous :lol:
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Almost as funny as me keeping my stride





I wish to never see another commercial for vaginal dryness :(
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