Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:I wish to catch up
Granted :lol:
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I wish to speed up
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AARR wrote:I wish to speed up


Granted. But you probably should have slowed down :shock:
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I wish for more joy

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Michael wrote:I wish for more joy
Granted, you get her 24/7 :lol:
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I wish Michael gets more Joy
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AARR wrote:I wish Michael gets more Joy

Granted. But by Michael having more joy he posts less in the Super Long Threads which brings AARR less joy :(




I wish to come up with an an unconventional solution

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Michael wrote:I wish to come up with an an unconventional solution
Granted, but you read the directions wrong :lol:
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I wish to understand the directions
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AARR wrote:I wish to understand the directions


Granted. But following them was a bad idea
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I wish to to be a handyman

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Michael wrote:I wish to to be a handyman
Granted, but as Red Green says,

:lol:

I wish the women find me handsome
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AARR wrote:I wish the women find me handsome

Granted. Quite handsome......
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and also quite dead. Mrs AARR is the jealous type :shock:






I wish to let the dogs out

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Michael wrote:I wish to let the dogs out
Granted, but they all want to play with you :lol:
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And you discover your cat has a mean streak :lol:

I wish to play with the dogs Michael's cat let out
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AARR wrote:I wish to play with the dogs Michael's cat let out


Granted. But these dogs have a different version of "play"
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Good thing you are used to running :lol:





I wish to be an international man of mystery

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Michael wrote:I wish to be an international man of mystery
Granted, but it's not James Bond instead you're...
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I prefer Mr. Bean too :lol:

I wish to be indispensable
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AARR wrote:I wish to be indispensable

Granted. But in order to be indispensable you have to agree to work 7 days a week
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I wish to sleep in

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Michael wrote:I wish to sleep in
Granted, but you know what happens when you aren't awake :lol:


I wish to know what Michael's pets do when he is sleeping in :lol:
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Sounds about right
AARR wrote:I wish to know what Michael's pets do when he is sleeping in :lol:


Granted. But it is just as you suspected. They are sneaking into your yard and pooping
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I wish that AARR and I would find real treasure

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Michael wrote:I wish that AARR and I would find real treasure
I know I'm supposed to say heaven but in this life this is the treasure were after...
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One moment of happiness :lol:

I wish Michael and me hike an old railroad ROW
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AARR wrote:I wish Michael and me hike an old railroad ROW


Granted. and they have a kick ass time!
But the ROW wasn't actually abandoned :shock:
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I wish to make a good movie

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Michael wrote:I wish to make a good movie
Granted, but it is good at being bad :lol:


I wish to see the outtakes of Michael's good movie
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AARR wrote:I wish to see the outtakes of Michael's good movie

Granted. But you have to sit through hours and hours of daytime TV just to see it
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I wish keep my stride

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Michael wrote:I wish keep my stride
Granted, but it's a silly stride :lol:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2hwqki

I wish to power walk
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:I wish to power walk



Granted. But it looks ridiculous :lol:
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Almost as funny as me keeping my stride





I wish to never see another commercial for vaginal dryness :(

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