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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:13 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to root for a winning Detroit sports team
Granted. It's the Detroit Tiny Tots soccer team. They don't keep score but they are winning!
Great sportsmanship too
I wish AARR had become a priest
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:03 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish AARR had become a priest
Granted, but only because my preferred title is rejected
I wish to have the powers of superman for rail fanning
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:44 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to have the powers of superman for rail fanning
Granted. But you get drunk then go destroy passenger trains
Passenger trains are not real trains
I wish to help people
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:44 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to have the powers of superman for rail fanning
Granted. But you get drunk then go destroy passenger trains
Passenger trains are not real trains
I wish to help people
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:39 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to help people
Granted, but the old lady you help thinks there's something more between you two
I wish to help people
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:29 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to help people
Granted. But no good deed goes unpunished.
I wish to find a good alternative
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:34 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to find a good alternative
Granted, but it gets you in trouble with PETA
I wish to join the elite
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:51 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to join the elite
Granted, but it costs you your very soul
I wish to turn a new leaf
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:42 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to turn a new leaf
Granted, but what's under wants to eat you
I wish to start over
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:43 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to start over
Granted. You start over again......and again.....and again.....and again.....and again.....
I wish to change my username
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:39 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to change my username
Granted, but it's the equivalent of dividing by zero
I wish Michael reveals his new username
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:24 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish Michael reveals his new username
Granted. It's Mike now instead of Michael
I wish for AARR to become a Deacon
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:55 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish for AARR to become a Deacon
Granted,
Did you say a Bacon
I wish for Michael to solve all the worlds problems
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:18 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish for Michael to solve all the worlds problems
Granted. But he doesn't tell anyone
I wish A was A
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 12:58 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish A was A
Granted, but you still can't get all your daughters to smile at once
I wish D was Detroit and Mackinac Railroad
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:49 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish D was Detroit and Mackinac Railroad
Granted. But that one little change leads to the worst traffic jam of your life
I wish to bring back the family station wagon
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:14 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to bring back the family station wagon
Granted, but it's for more than just kids anymore
I wish Michael was President
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:55 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish Michael was President
Granted. But after a failed coup d'etat, then failed impeachment, he is assassinated
Oh, the corruption part......The Super Long Threads are closed
I wish to go where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:53 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to go where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day
Granted, but it's difficult not to say a discouraging word when you put on your new hat
I wish to go where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day too
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:35 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to go where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day too
Granted.
No one for 300 miles and not a cloud in the sky to block you from the scorching sun
I wish to for AARR and I to travel the country as carnys