Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish that Michael, SW, ~Z~ and me form a disco group

Granted but our band is even less popular now






I wish time flew when I wasn't having fun

[AARR]

I wish time flew when I wasn't having fun

Granted, but you still give off negative vibes the short time


I wish time would slow down when I'm having fun

[Michael]

I wish time would slow down when I'm having fun

Granted. But naturally you never ever have fun again.




I wish to go jogging with AARR

[AARR]

I wish to go jogging with AARR

Granted, but you are admired for making me look fast


I wish to create a website with Michael

[Michael]

I wish to create a website with Michael

Granted. But Michael takes the 5 million grant to create a useful website and comes up with this
http://www.ismycomputeron.com/
You never see Michael again although oddly enough RailRoadFan.com has a new member called Mike





I wish people were as awesome as the image they project on social media

[AARR]

I wish people were as awesome as the image they project on social media

Granted, but then you develop an inferiority complex

But it's not a good one

I wish to stop beating dead horses

[Michael]

I wish to stop beating dead horses

Granted but now you start beating live horses which gets you in a lot of trouble






I wish to finish my to do list

[AARR]

I wish to finish my to do list

Granted, but now you're boring


I wish Michael finds something else to do

[Michael]

I wish Michael finds something else to do

Granted. But he starts hanging around you





I wish to close the deal

[AARR]

I wish to close the deal

Granted, but it's not the "close" you were hoping for


I wish to buy from Michael

[Michael]

I wish to buy from Michael

Granted but you buy into Michael's Ponzi Scheme.

That's Michael at the top with the $ bag and that is you at the very bottom




I wish to take my millions and form a new nation

[AARR]

I wish to take my millions and form a new nation

Granted, but you're not the boss and Mrs. Michael gets herself a new nation


I wish to have perfect mental health

[Michael]

I wish to have perfect mental health

Granted. And for the remainder of your 19 minutes on this earth before you are tragically hit by a car, (which ironically was being driven by Mrs AARR) you are the perfect specimen of mental health

Oddly there were no skid marks or any indications of braking






I wish to man up

[AARR]

I wish to man up

Granted, and you join a prayer group for support

But it doesn't appear its going to help

I wish to man up

[Michael]

I wish to man up

Granted. But 10 minutes later......Man down!





I wish I could find my cat

[AARR]

I wish I could find my cat

Granted, but it went out drinking and had a prank played on it


I wish for a pet dog

[Michael]

I wish for a pet dog

Granted........

But she is even more scared of spiders than Mrs AARR




I wish to run a taco truck with AARR

[AARR]

I wish to run a taco truck with AARR

Granted, but we are in trouble with the PC Police over the name we choose


I wish Michael and I star in a reality show about surviving in the wild for a week

[Michael]

I wish Michael and I star in a reality show about surviving in the wild for a week

Granted. Unfortunately it is a show called Naked & Afraid and we are both naked......and afraid







I wish for more will power

[AARR]

I wish for more will power

Granted, but it's still no match for Fast Food Power


I wish to dress for success