Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Oct 04, 2019 6:25 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to play baseball in the majors




Granted. Turns out you are an excellent player and make a huge name for yourself in the majors making a 7 digit salary!
But a Kindergarten paper of yours surfaces showing a drawing you made showing the hateful transphobic terms "mom" and "dad" and you are fired for a hate crime.




I wish that AARR gets his old job back
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Oct 04, 2019 6:48 pm

Michael wrote:I wish that AARR gets his old job back

Granted, I don't know what it is but it looks horrible :o
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I wish to be vigilant
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:50 am

AARR wrote:I wish to be vigilant



Granted. But you will need to stay vigilant after posting this photo of yourself on RailroadFan.com :lol:
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I wish to drop a truth bomb
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Oct 07, 2019 5:18 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to drop a truth bomb

Granted, :lol:
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I wish to be enlightened
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:52 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to be enlightened



Granted. You caddy for the Dalai Lama and you receive Total Consciousness

But you don't receive it till your death bed :lol:





I wish to go on a spending spree
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:52 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to go on a spending spree

Granted, but you don't start out with much money :lol:
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You know that feeling :wink:

I wish to have a million dollars
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:45 pm

Ain't it the truth

AARR wrote:I wish to have a million dollars




Granted! All you have to do is get Mrs AARR's simple question right :lol:
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I wish that AARR makes a wild guess and gets it right!!! :lol:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Oct 09, 2019 5:57 pm

Michael wrote:I wish that AARR makes a wild guess and gets it right!!! :lol:

Granted, but she knows it was a lucky guess so I'm still banished to the couch for the night
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Actually, Mrs. AARR knows I'd love to sleep alone so my punishment is I have to sleep with her :lol:

I wish to die in my sleep
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:07 am

AARR wrote:I wish to die in my sleep



Granted. But only after living to the ripe old age of 136
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I wish trade places
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:48 pm

Michael wrote:I wish trade places

Granted, you trade places with Mrs. Michael :lol:
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No more Railroadfan.com for you :(

I wish to trade places
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Oct 14, 2019 7:39 am

AARR wrote:I wish to trade places



Granted. Well partly, You and Mrs AARR trade faces
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It's more than a little awkward :shock:




I wish for something to look forward to
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Oct 14, 2019 5:14 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for something to look forward to

Granted, you'll look forward to the end of this video :lol:


I wish to listen to nice music
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:43 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to listen to nice music




Granted. A full 24 hours in fact!
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But you spend it stuck in an elevator listening to elevator music





I wish to smile and wave
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Oct 15, 2019 5:31 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to smile and wave

Granted, but Mrs. Michael is up to something :twisted:
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I wish to hide the bodies
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Oct 16, 2019 2:32 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to hide the bodies




Granted but you do a very poor job :?
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I wish to take it easy
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:36 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to take it easy

Granted, but after a minute your instincts tell you to check on your youngest kids and... :lol:
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I wish Michael, SW, ~Z~ and I form a Rated PG punk rock band
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:05 am

AARR wrote:I wish Michael, SW, ~Z~ and I form a Rated PG punk rock band




Granted. But we are more PG than PUNK
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I think Michael's suggestion calling the band The Wiggles was a bad idea :lol:




I wish our band would tour
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Oct 17, 2019 6:07 pm

Michael wrote:I wish our band would tour

Granted, but somehow it goes off script...

Did Michael do that too :lol:

I wish to rename our group
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:05 am

AARR wrote:I wish to rename our group



Granted. But using this chart
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you come up with RANCID, RANCID, SPAWN, SPAWN :roll:





I wish to win the game
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Oct 19, 2019 2:56 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to win the game

Granted, but the prize isn't so great :lol:
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I wish that Michael, SW, ~Z~ and me form a disco group
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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