Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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AARR wrote:I wish to fight the good fight

Granted! But you lose :cry:
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But at least she hurt her foot pretty bad :lol:





I wish to be healthy, wealthy and wise

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Michael wrote:I wish to be healthy, wealthy and wise
Granted, you thought the formula was early to bed and early to rise but that is FALSE
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I wish to be good at something new
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to be good at something new


Granted. After losing your job, house and wife you learn to panhandle like a boss
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I wish to climb Mount Everest

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Michael wrote:I wish to climb Mount Everest
Granted, but it's demotivational and not inspirational because...
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I wish to take a helicopter to the top of Mt. Everest :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to take a helicopter to the top of Mt. Everest :lol:

Granted. But it crashes at the top and after spending 3 months up there you resort to Anthropophagy. :shock:
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I wish that AARR is able to post on RRFan.com during his 3 months on the summit

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Michael wrote:I wish that AARR is able to post on RRFan.com during his 3 months on the summit
Granted, I start a new daily thread called, "Trains Not Seen". I run up my post count which makes a lot of people mad :mrgreen:
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I wish to taste the thrill of victory
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to taste the thrill of victory


Granted. But it tastes awful
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I wish to take the A train

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Michael wrote:I wish to take the A train
Granted, but you get the part of the slightly overweight middle aged man with a hot wife (see 2:05) :wink:


I wish Michael and me join a model railroad club
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish Michael and me join a model railroad club


Granted. But we don't read the fine print.......
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This is the whole layout.





I wish to zig when I zag

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Michael wrote:I wish to zig when I zag
Granted, but there is no fooling Tyrannosaurus Rex


I wish to run in a straight line if being chased
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to run in a straight line if being chased


Granted. you run a straight line to the toilet......
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....It doesn't help






I wish to open a comedy club

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Michael wrote:I wish to open a comedy club
Granted, but the comics use your life as the topic and it leaves you confused... :lol:
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But RRFan.com loves you 8)

I wish to perform at Michael's comedy club
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to perform at Michael's comedy club

Granted......But you bomb

I stay after though to console you :D





I wish to finish my checklist

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Michael wrote:I wish to finish my checklist
Granted, but it makes you very tired and you miss a great opportunity
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I wish for cake and ice-cream
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for cake and ice-cream

Granted. But it's vegan ice cream
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You don't even want to know about the cake :(




I wish to make 3 good decisions in a row

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Michael wrote:I wish to make 3 good decisions in a row
Granted you wish for your wife to play three role games :lol:
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I wish to make one good decision
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to make one good decision


Granted. But you wasted that one good decision on this wish :?
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Which makes you confused and frustrated







I wish to poop on the moon

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Michael wrote:I wish to poop on the moon
Granted, and I join you but we both are in trouble :lol:
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I wish for a great idea
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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NASA will only send women to the moon in the future because you know they would never do that :roll:
AARR wrote:I wish for a great idea

Granted. You have a great idea for a group photo at the next RailroadFan.com meeting
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Although after it is posted we regret it :lol:





I wish for a better idea

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Michael wrote:I wish for a better idea
Granted, you have a better idea for a group photo at the next RRFan.com meet. You're the last guy in the photo :lol:
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I wish to dislike good tasting food
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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