Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:57 am

AARR wrote:I wish to fight the good fight



Granted! But you lose :cry:
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But at least she hurt her foot pretty bad :lol:





I wish to be healthy, wealthy and wise
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Jul 05, 2019 6:06 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to be healthy, wealthy and wise

Granted, you thought the formula was early to bed and early to rise but that is FALSE
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I wish to be good at something new
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:55 am

AARR wrote:I wish to be good at something new




Granted. After losing your job, house and wife you learn to panhandle like a boss
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I wish to climb Mount Everest
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:01 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to climb Mount Everest

Granted, but it's demotivational and not inspirational because...
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I wish to take a helicopter to the top of Mt. Everest :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:12 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to take a helicopter to the top of Mt. Everest :lol:



Granted. But it crashes at the top and after spending 3 months up there you resort to Anthropophagy. :shock:
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I wish that AARR is able to post on RRFan.com during his 3 months on the summit
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:50 pm

Michael wrote:I wish that AARR is able to post on RRFan.com during his 3 months on the summit

Granted, I start a new daily thread called, "Trains Not Seen". I run up my post count which makes a lot of people mad :mrgreen:
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I wish to taste the thrill of victory
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:20 am

AARR wrote:I wish to taste the thrill of victory




Granted. But it tastes awful
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I wish to take the A train
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:53 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to take the A train

Granted, but you get the part of the slightly overweight middle aged man with a hot wife (see 2:05) :wink:


I wish Michael and me join a model railroad club
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Jul 11, 2019 3:14 pm

AARR wrote:I wish Michael and me join a model railroad club




Granted. But we don't read the fine print.......
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This is the whole layout.





I wish to zig when I zag
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:02 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to zig when I zag

Granted, but there is no fooling Tyrannosaurus Rex


I wish to run in a straight line if being chased
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:51 am

AARR wrote:I wish to run in a straight line if being chased




Granted. you run a straight line to the toilet......
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....It doesn't help






I wish to open a comedy club
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:56 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to open a comedy club

Granted, but the comics use your life as the topic and it leaves you confused... :lol:
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I wish to perform at Michael's comedy club
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:20 am

AARR wrote:I wish to perform at Michael's comedy club



Granted......But you bomb

I stay after though to console you :D





I wish to finish my checklist
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:38 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to finish my checklist

Granted, but it makes you very tired and you miss a great opportunity
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I wish for cake and ice-cream
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:41 pm

AARR wrote:I wish for cake and ice-cream



Granted. But it's vegan ice cream
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You don't even want to know about the cake :(




I wish to make 3 good decisions in a row
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:13 am

Michael wrote:I wish to make 3 good decisions in a row

Granted you wish for your wife to play three role games :lol:
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I wish to make one good decision
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Jul 19, 2019 1:59 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to make one good decision




Granted. But you wasted that one good decision on this wish :?
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Which makes you confused and frustrated







I wish to poop on the moon
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Jul 20, 2019 7:25 am

Michael wrote:I wish to poop on the moon

Granted, and I join you but we both are in trouble :lol:
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I wish for a great idea
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:00 pm

NASA will only send women to the moon in the future because you know they would never do that :roll:

AARR wrote:I wish for a great idea



Granted. You have a great idea for a group photo at the next RailroadFan.com meeting
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Although after it is posted we regret it :lol:





I wish for a better idea
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:13 am

Michael wrote:I wish for a better idea

Granted, you have a better idea for a group photo at the next RRFan.com meet. You're the last guy in the photo :lol:
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I wish to dislike good tasting food
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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