Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:57 am

AARR wrote:I wish to fight the good fight



Granted! But you lose :cry:
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But at least she hurt her foot pretty bad :lol:





I wish to be healthy, wealthy and wise
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Jul 05, 2019 6:06 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to be healthy, wealthy and wise

Granted, you thought the formula was early to bed and early to rise but that is FALSE
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I wish to be good at something new
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:55 am

AARR wrote:I wish to be good at something new




Granted. After losing your job, house and wife you learn to panhandle like a boss
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I wish to climb Mount Everest
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:01 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to climb Mount Everest

Granted, but it's demotivational and not inspirational because...
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I wish to take a helicopter to the top of Mt. Everest :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:12 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to take a helicopter to the top of Mt. Everest :lol:



Granted. But it crashes at the top and after spending 3 months up there you resort to Anthropophagy. :shock:
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I wish that AARR is able to post on RRFan.com during his 3 months on the summit
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:50 pm

Michael wrote:I wish that AARR is able to post on RRFan.com during his 3 months on the summit

Granted, I start a new daily thread called, "Trains Not Seen". I run up my post count which makes a lot of people mad :mrgreen:
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I wish to taste the thrill of victory
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:20 am

AARR wrote:I wish to taste the thrill of victory




Granted. But it tastes awful
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I wish to take the A train
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:53 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to take the A train

Granted, but you get the part of the slightly overweight middle aged man with a hot wife (see 2:05) :wink:


I wish Michael and me join a model railroad club
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Jul 11, 2019 3:14 pm

AARR wrote:I wish Michael and me join a model railroad club




Granted. But we don't read the fine print.......
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This is the whole layout.





I wish to zig when I zag
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:02 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to zig when I zag

Granted, but there is no fooling Tyrannosaurus Rex


I wish to run in a straight line if being chased
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:51 am

AARR wrote:I wish to run in a straight line if being chased




Granted. you run a straight line to the toilet......
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....It doesn't help






I wish to open a comedy club
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:56 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to open a comedy club

Granted, but the comics use your life as the topic and it leaves you confused... :lol:
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I wish to perform at Michael's comedy club
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