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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:49 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to be handsome



Granted. But only to a few people :lol:
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I wish I had a mentor

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:12 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish I had a mentor

Granted, but first they break you down :lol:
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I wish to have a life coach

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:17 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to have a life coach



Granted. A WIfe Coach
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I wish I could remember the name of that song

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:11 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish I could remember the name of that song

Granted, but now you can't stop thinking about it :o


I wish the voices inside my head would say something nice to me

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:38 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish the voices inside my head would say something nice to me




Granted. But now all you can think of is bananas
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I wish to love like God loves

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:12 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to love like God loves

Granted, to save you from a banhammer I post a cat picture :lol:
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Is there anything more heavenly than cheesecake :D

I wish for a talking dog

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:49 am
by Michael
Thanks for looking out for me :D

AARR wrote:I wish for a talking dog



Granted. But now he tells YOU want to do! :shock:
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I wish I had no need for wishes

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:36 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish I had no need for wishes

Granted, you're a duck
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I wish I had no need for wishes

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:45 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish I had no need for wishes



Granted.
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I wish for a guarentee

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 6:11 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish for a guarentee

Granted :lol:
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I wish to add my "jump shot" to the guarantees of life 8)

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:29 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to add my "jump shot" to the guarantees of life 8)



Granted....Guaranteed to miss :shock:
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But you walk away thinking you made it :lol:





I wish I was as charming as Cary Grant

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 5:32 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish I was as charming as Cary Grant

Granted, but apparently you have to dress as a girl :lol:
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I wish my jump shot had gone in the basket :lol:

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:44 pm
by Michael
He still look better than me :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish my jump shot had gone in the basket :lol:




Granted. But you miss the much easier layup and cost us the game :oops:
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I wish for peanut butter cheesecake

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:34 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish for peanut butter cheesecake

Granted, but Mrs. Michael creates a road block :lol:
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I wish for pizza

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:18 pm
by Michael
That wouldn't stop me :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish for pizza



Granted..........Health Pizza :roll: :( :cry:
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I wish to TGIF

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:48 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to TGIF

Granted, but you have to listen to this song repeatedly because your young kids love it :lol:


I wish to TGIF

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:50 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to TGIF




Granted. But the forecast for Friday doesn't look good
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I wish AARR a Happy Father's Day. I assume you are helping your children move :lol:

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 1:20 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish AARR a Happy Father's Day. I assume you are helping your children move :lol:

Granted, but Mrs. AARR saw him taking a nap and put me to work


I wish Michael a Happy Father's Day

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:51 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish Michael a Happy Father's Day



Granted.....and my daughter does as well
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I wish I knew I knew a little something about something

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:39 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish I knew I knew a little something about something

Granted, but it amounts to nothing
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I wish I knew nothing