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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:49 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to be handsome

Granted. But only to a few people :lol:
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I wish I had a mentor

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:12 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish I had a mentor
Granted, but first they break you down :lol:
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I wish to have a life coach

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:17 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to have a life coach

Granted. A WIfe Coach
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I wish I could remember the name of that song

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:11 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish I could remember the name of that song
Granted, but now you can't stop thinking about it :o


I wish the voices inside my head would say something nice to me

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:38 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish the voices inside my head would say something nice to me


Granted. But now all you can think of is bananas
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I wish to love like God loves

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 10:12 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to love like God loves
Granted, to save you from a banhammer I post a cat picture :lol:
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Is there anything more heavenly than cheesecake :D

I wish for a talking dog

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:49 am
by Michael
Thanks for looking out for me :D
AARR wrote:I wish for a talking dog

Granted. But now he tells YOU want to do! :shock:
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I wish I had no need for wishes

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:36 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish I had no need for wishes
Granted, you're a duck
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I wish I had no need for wishes

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 8:45 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish I had no need for wishes

Granted.
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I wish for a guarentee

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:11 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish for a guarentee
Granted :lol:
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I wish to add my "jump shot" to the guarantees of life 8)

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:29 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to add my "jump shot" to the guarantees of life 8)

Granted....Guaranteed to miss :shock:
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But you walk away thinking you made it :lol:





I wish I was as charming as Cary Grant

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:32 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish I was as charming as Cary Grant
Granted, but apparently you have to dress as a girl :lol:
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I wish my jump shot had gone in the basket :lol:

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:44 pm
by Michael
He still look better than me :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish my jump shot had gone in the basket :lol:


Granted. But you miss the much easier layup and cost us the game :oops:
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I wish for peanut butter cheesecake

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:34 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish for peanut butter cheesecake
Granted, but Mrs. Michael creates a road block :lol:
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I wish for pizza

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:18 pm
by Michael
That wouldn't stop me :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish for pizza

Granted..........Health Pizza :roll: :( :cry:
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I wish to TGIF

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:48 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to TGIF
Granted, but you have to listen to this song repeatedly because your young kids love it :lol:


I wish to TGIF

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 1:50 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to TGIF


Granted. But the forecast for Friday doesn't look good
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I wish AARR a Happy Father's Day. I assume you are helping your children move :lol:

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 2:20 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish AARR a Happy Father's Day. I assume you are helping your children move :lol:
Granted, but Mrs. AARR saw him taking a nap and put me to work


I wish Michael a Happy Father's Day

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:51 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish Michael a Happy Father's Day

Granted.....and my daughter does as well
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I wish I knew I knew a little something about something

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 6:39 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish I knew I knew a little something about something
Granted, but it amounts to nothing
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I wish I knew nothing