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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:49 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to be handsome
Granted. But only to a few people
I wish I had a mentor
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:12 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish I had a mentor
Granted, but first they break you down
I wish to have a life coach
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:17 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to have a life coach
Granted. A WIfe Coach
I wish I could remember the name of that song
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:11 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish I could remember the name of that song
Granted, but now you can't stop thinking about it
I wish the voices inside my head would say something nice to me
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:38 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish the voices inside my head would say something nice to me
Granted. But now all you can think of is bananas
I wish to love like God loves
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 10:12 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to love like God loves
Granted, to save you from a banhammer I post a cat picture
Is there anything more heavenly than cheesecake
I wish for a talking dog
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:49 am
by Michael
Thanks for looking out for me
AARR wrote:I wish for a talking dog
Granted. But now he tells YOU want to do!
I wish I had no need for wishes
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:36 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish I had no need for wishes
Granted, you're a duck
I wish I had no need for wishes
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 8:45 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish I had no need for wishes
Granted.
I wish for a guarentee
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:11 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish for a guarentee
Granted
I wish to add my "jump shot" to the guarantees of life
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:29 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to add my "jump shot" to the guarantees of life
Granted....Guaranteed to miss
But you walk away thinking you made it
I wish I was as charming as Cary Grant
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:32 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish I was as charming as Cary Grant
Granted, but apparently you have to dress as a girl
I wish my jump shot had gone in the basket
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:44 pm
by Michael
He still look better than me
AARR wrote:I wish my jump shot had gone in the basket
Granted. But you miss the much easier layup and cost us the game
I wish for peanut butter cheesecake
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:34 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish for peanut butter cheesecake
Granted, but Mrs. Michael creates a road block
I wish for pizza
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:18 pm
by Michael
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:48 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to TGIF
Granted, but you have to listen to this song repeatedly because your young kids love it
I wish to TGIF
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 1:50 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to TGIF
Granted. But the forecast for Friday doesn't look good
I wish AARR a Happy Father's Day. I assume you are helping your children move
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 2:20 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish AARR a Happy Father's Day. I assume you are helping your children move
Granted, but Mrs. AARR saw him taking a nap and put me to work
I wish Michael a Happy Father's Day
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:51 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish Michael a Happy Father's Day
Granted.....and my daughter does as well
I wish I knew I knew a little something about something
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 6:39 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish I knew I knew a little something about something
Granted, but it amounts to nothing
I wish I knew nothing